Time for Our Weekly Rock-Hammering Outing

Yo: omg i just went to "free fun" on the phillymag site
it's ridiculously pathetic, the things they listed

Flo: what is it

Yo: Rate Donovan at Eagles training camp.
Hit rocks with a hammer at Ringing Rocks Park in Upper Black Eddy
See money get made at the U.S. Mint near 5th and Race.

Flo: HAHAHHAHA
hit rocks with a hammer
i love doing that!

Yo: omg why do i live here.

Flo: LOL
holy shit that is depressing

Yo: Fly a kite on Belmont Plateau.

Flo: LOL

Yo: dude that's the stuff people tell you to do when they tell you to get a life
Ride your bike on the Boardwalk. Any Boardwalk.
there are no boardwalks in philly.
Take a cell-phone tour of Valley Forge National Historical Park
See ships being built at the Independence Seaport Museum.

Flo: LOL
omg these are so hilarious
and lame

Yo: Bird-watch at John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge. h
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun_free_fun/
here you can see all of them yourself
hhahaha

Flo: my fav is hit rocks with a hammer
cuz that's my fav activity

Yo: hahahaha
right?
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun/
lmao i love how the article title is "endless summer fun"
cuz the fun never ends when you go rock-hammering

Haven't We Been Through This Before?

Ugly: who's googlyga?

Elephants on a Plain

Yo: i love "what if i leave"
i think it may be one of my favorite songs ever
like ever

Flo: really?
i like it but i'm not sure if it's ultimate fav

Yo: it's definitely one of my favorite RY
Flo: yeah i remember you telling me that it reminds you of elephants on a plain

Yo: hahahahhaha
omg i forgot about that
lmao
yeah it does

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Yo: hahaha omg doesn't "what if i leave" remind you of slow elephants on a plain?

Ugly: yes

Yo: YESSS!!!!!
TUMOR TWINS UNITE!

Ugly: what if i leave... walking so slowly like this

Yo: like elephants on an african plain at sunset going to the watering hole right?

Ugly: would you walk faster and come after me?

Yo: hahaha

Ugly: would you grab my tail with your tender trunk?

Yo: hahah

Ugly: and tell me noooo, please dont go?

Yo: isn't it that image perfectly?

Ugly: i do love it

Overheard on CL

Yo: haha we've gone to a whole new level of procrastination

Flo: dude this is about as creative as i'm going to get at work
titling CL entries

Mopping the Floor with Comedy

Yo: isn't it way past bedtime, matey?
what am i saying
no, keep the 29483984th photo comment going

googlyga: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
jerk

Yo: :D

googlyga: i can't help it!!
i think of something new every time!!

Yo: haha
bursting with comedy

googlyga: chesty with comedy.
*dies*

Yo: haha whoa why is that bold all of a sudden

googlyga: oooh, i dunno
i think when you do this: ** sldjfslj **
but without spaces

Yo: um nope

googlyga: between the ** and ajsldfjs
"gchat - a primer" now available on CL

NYC

Scrabble

Kevin: Okay, we've got some "lune" on "lune" action here.


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Mabel: Who the hell did "staked" and "do"?
Kevin: I did "staked" and "do". Then I realized I was stupid and could've added more to the "do."


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[in the middle of the night]
Megan: You're snoring like a truck.

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Tarnima: Do not! I will karate chop your arm off your arm.
Megan: Oh no, don't, unless you want an arm stump on your arm stump.

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Playing Taboo

"Ariel and Ursula are?"
Tarnima: Fish!

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Mabel: Wait, nobody is allowed to right click in your office??
Megan: No. Our IT programmer is retarded. The only people who are allowed to right click are like the senior partners. And they probably don't even know how to.
Flo: So, nobody right clicks in your entire office.

Philly +1

Flo: oh ok
i like philly cuz it's close to nyc
it seems like a likely compromise for me and kevin

Yo: it's like a little ghetto nook between the big cities

Flo: lol
i remember it being very dusty when i visited

Yo: hahahah
that's a nice way to put it

Flo: lol do you prefer "dirty"
i associate "dirty" with nyc

Yo: yeah but philly's just like....

slummy
at least nyc is grungy and interesting
philly's just ugly and boring
hahaha i love how i'm doing a great job advertising my city as a settling point for you guys

Flo: LOL

Yo: no i do love philly

Flo: well i remember you told me there's a lot of ugly people

Yo: it's got some great things

Flo: so we won't need to worry about infidelity

Yo: omg there are
HAHAHAHA
NICE

Flo: haha philly +1

Boob Grab Pt. 2

Flo: i'm looking at your rome pictures
do your parents know about javi?
me: nope not really
they saw my canary island pictures awhile ago and were just like, "oh look, it's a spanish guy...there he is again.."
Flo: LOL
"here he is again! .... and here... why is he grabbing your boob?"
"why are you naked with spanish man?"

Fun that is Obsolete

Javi: I'm having so much fun with you, Maggie!
Mabel: Hey, what about ME?
Ching: You're old news.