Fob moment

Allison: im listening to teng li jing on youtube

Helene: LOL her english name is Teresa Teng

Allison: yeah yeah

Helene: dummy

fob

haha

Allison: ho wu kno

hahhahah

Helene: i thought every one knew!

Allison: wow that didn't help the fob statement

Helene: obviously nOT

Your Tipical Tuesday Conversations

Allison: i can't imagine any of the organs being good tasting
especially knowing the functions of what they do
lol
like stomach
and liver
ew
stomachs house other foods and then gets crapped on with acid to get processed
then ppl eat that stomach
yuck yuck yuck
im grossin myself out
me: hahahahaha
then ppl eat that stomach which their own stomach craps on
Allison: hahah yes
it's a relentless disgusting cycle

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me: i dunno what to make for dinner
give me an idea
and i don't wanna get up to go to the kitchen because it's cold
Ugly: lol
so you need something you can make from your couch
hm... can't think of anything that would be very edible
me: hahaha
Ugly: a woolly booger
me: haha omg i just took a booger from my nose
just as you wrote that
Ugly: ROFL!!!

Brit Misnomers

Allison: lol
what is a lorry
rubber
= condom