post-pride

JayDee [examining various scrapes and bruises]: I woke up with dried blood all over me and was like, 'did I get hate-crimed???' and then my friend told me I just kept falling over....

Somebody always gets left out?

Kirstin: "We're just experimenting. She's the ho."

kerree: your favorite japanese drama just got picked up for a second season

me: oh hell yes

kerree: i think this is proof that if you're loud enough, the lord jesus will hear your prayers

I is Amelican!

me: you have a long weekend?
Ugly: yea off next mon
u should be too
me: really
let me see
what day is it?
Ugly: um, so this thing happened 200 years ago that's the reason why we're all still here today as americans...
me: hahah
ohhh
Ugly: it's call Independence Day
me: *called
Ugly: yes, called
me: immigrant!
Ugly: foreigner!!!

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Bub: Wait, you mean you're NOT having some form of dykey barbecue?

Yes, I read your diaries, again

Bub: Well, it's not like it's even all that interesting.

Ugly: Yeah, true. It's just about old unrequited loves.

Bub: Old unrequited lesbo loves...

World Cup Ogling, Edition 438

Julietta: Kick it, cute man.

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Julietta: Who needs a boyfriend when you have professional football?

world cup ogling ctd

bub:
haha, wow go ivory coast
now, north korea will REALLY be petitioning for political refuge

dorrie: jia, you're almost ready to give birth and you're still way too skinny

me: oh c'mon - she's just a genetically superior human who doesn't turn into a hippo while pregnant

jia: thanks! i'm going to listen to you instead

me: heh. don't you want to put me in your pocket now??

jia: actually, i've always wanted to do that.

world cup ogling part a million

me: look at germany's Ozil....he looks like a creature.

bun: hey, you're kind of right.

me: isn't it?? he looks like he belongs underwater.

you have no class.

le: are u really still at work

me: gah!

scared me

le: lol

me: you were on my phone, and then i turned around and u were there

why are you le back?

le: im in school now

im typin gon this 35 inch screen

watch what u say

lol

me: lol

what did i tell you before?

you have no class.

le: hence i said school.

Meeting Kina Grannis

le: have fun on ur conceret tonight!

eeeeks

4:53 PM me: excited! in a new way...

6 minutes

4:59 PM le: in a new way?

me: like i'm going to see someone who is famous but is just a regular person...

le: thats like seeing me

me: lol

5:00 PM ohh... is that what i feel when i see you!

5:01 PM le: kind of?

5:02 PM me: i didnt realize i was starstruck but now i do.

6 minutes

5:08 PM le: no worries boo, we'll hug it out.

Static

Ugly: I can't hear you. You sound like Jar Jar Binks.

Speaking of stolen laptops...

Bub: You should put the apartment number on the sign so they'll know where to return it if they do.

Ugly: Hell no! They know exactly where they stole it from. I'm not gonna put the apartment number, cuz then everyone's gonna be rushing to pick up my computer.

I had that same laptop. Seriously no better comparison.

Julietta: there was some awkwardness, we had the just friends talk and lecherous hugs, then flirted for a month and had the just friends talk again, and now he's like a toshiba laptop in safe mode
me: HAHAHAHAHA