Shanties

googlyga: it's AWFUL
i read half of the first book
it's, like, not english
read 'Sunshine' by robin mckinlay
i guarantee you will like it
shanty back guarantee =P
me: jajajaja
awesome
don't tell me...
is robin mckinlay the person who wrote
umm..what was that book's name
googlyga: HAHAHAHAHA
or anything else about the book
me: LOL

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me: i feel the desire to attack some of my professors here
with poetic love.
aka, one of my professors
googlyga: BAHAHA
cute.
poetic love as in
loving poeticly
me: mm hmmm
googlyga: poetically?
me: he's from uruguay
googlyga: or love of their poet-ness
ah
me: and he wears the same thing every day
googlyga: hahaha
me: and he's rather like a rustic cowboy
googlyga: he's a nerd
me: who's seen every movie on the planet
and he plays football
AND
googlyga: rustic cowboy = redundancy
me: he is one of the most famous poets in the spanish language
DIES
hahaha
true dat true dat
googlyga: uruguayan futbol player = redundancy

Confusion

me: hi googly
Ugly: i'm not googly
i'm ugly.
me: oh sorry
i mean bugly
Ugly: still stalking teacher?
me: stalking of the day finalized
he got up to look at books and i got up to leave and i said hello
and he was telling me about a book he's writing
and i told him i have to talk to him tomorrow about my essay
the end.

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Bub: Yeah, I guess we always ate really healthily as kids...There was always rice, veggies, meat, fruit... That's why we didn't get fat.

[at the same time]

Ugly: Yeah, and that's why I'm fat now.
Bub: And I'm still not fat.

Bub: Uh, what did you just say? I think we just said different things.

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Isabel: Wait, what did you say? What are you writing about?
Sarah: I'm writing about the process of getting a teaching license in Connecticut.
Isabel: Oh, okay. And this is your thesis?
Sarah: No, it's an essay for grammar class.
Isabel: Ohh, okay... I was gonna say, 50 pages on getting a teaching license?
Sarah: Yeah, I would have to write about the process for all the states if it was that long.
Mabel: Yeah, one page for each state.

googly: [humming "Funny Honey"]

bun: what the hell is that? sounds like a trumpet trying to find a mate.

googlyga: how do you spell gullible again?

JayDee: .... I'm not falling for that one

...because I'm gay

Reading profile of Rep. Aaron Shrock in NYT:

"And back in Peoria, well-meaning constituents are eager to play matchmaker.
“Good supporters who have single daughters say, ‘Hey, you need to take my daughter out,’ ” Mr. Schock said. “And it’s awkward....” "

http://gawker.com/5561462/congressmans-outfit-making-gay-staffer-rounds-on-capitol-hill

and it's HAPPY to see you

Sounds of the vuvuzela permeate the living room during World Cup match:

Dad: [from the kitchen] ... is there a fly in the house?

My Non-Life in Twitter Posts

googlyga: i have now a twitter
me: reaaalllyy
googlyga: gahahaha
antithesis of googlyga
me: i have an account, i just haven't updated in like a year
googlyga: but true
ooh i'm gonna follow you
me: hahaha
googlyga: or, y'know, wait another year for you to update
me: follow the non-happeningness
googlyga: i.e., the meaning of twitter
me: LOL