Boogachaka

Ugly: she doesnt interest me
me: she´s boring?
i wish guys were more like lesbians
me: the world would be a better place
Ugly: she's kinda not interesting.
me: lol
Ugly: how so more like lesbians?
me: like instead of ¨oh, chick, me want bang¨
me: it could be ¨she doesn´t really interest me¨
Ugly: LOL
LMAO
that is great
me: lol what´s so funny
Ugly: its funny!

CL Block

me: heee heee
have we said anything funny lately?
lol
Ugly: hahaha
that was it

Stop or I'll shoot

ego: [singing in sexy voice]

mo: i can't handle it! that voice sounds like it belongs on the jazz radio at 3 AM when they're playing the sexy songs.

ego: [continues singing]

mo: stop! i'm gonna fart!

this is why they invented the internets

Whitney: I commented on your Facebook!

Whitney: Can you comment back and maybe poke me?

CL strikes again

via text:

me: :*

lauren: if you had an iphone, we could make actual kissy faces at each other.

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mitney:

I hate you. Have spent all afternoon reading CL instead of working. You distract me even when you're not here.

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mitney:

I know I've made the blog already.

But I want to make it for something more substantial than my inability to type in a linear fashion.

I have a new purpose in my life! I will not quit until I've made it into CL for something truly notable.

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mitney:

Can I just say that I want to steal Javi.

talking about difficult work situations

mitney:
except not, because ve this great rapport w/ her based on mutual taste for tough sexyou ha

[silence]

mitney:
you have this rapport etc.

rough