The Game of Life

me: haha
did i always get mad if i lost?
Ugly: yea
especially when u lost repeatedly
hahaha
me: :(
at life?
did i always lose at life
hahah
Ugly: LOL
me: lol
Ugly: frequently

The Teapot and the Kettle...

Ugly: no kidding
fuckin love jenn and diana
me: oh is that who do that website
Ugly: lol
did you just fall off a truck as you were saying that? cuz you're grammar really sucked
yes that is who do that

moccasin-ing

mo [slapping butt, post jog]: i'm smacking my butt so I can see what it feels like.

me: it's not going to jiggle, mo. you're wearing spandex.

mo [continues smacking]: no, i mean what it feels like when other people do it.

welcome to the dark side

[post a damn-you-auto-correct conversation]

me:
can't believe you have an iPhone now!

the bun:
ME EITHER
I am angry at it for being so expensive. I must be the unhappiest iPhone mother ever.
Hmm. owner. crap.

me:
mother is accurate, since it costs as much as a new-born.