Lexulous

Mabel: hahaha

2:48 PM okay i'm in lexulous

just signed up

me: awesome

create a game and invite me

Mabel: haha

2:49 PM we have to enter the rooms

let's go into

"auntie's corner"

2:51 PM me: lol ok

2:53 PM ok i started a game with you

Mabel: oh really

i don't see it

me: yeah i just made a move

2:54 PM Mabel: whats your username

"hornydude"

LOL

me: lol no

i have no username

where are you??

Mabel: i dunno

me: are you sure you have lexulous?

Mabel: i'm not in any game

yeah i do

2:55 PM me: i just clicked on "start a game"

Mabel: are you in auntie's corner?

me: and typed in your name

Mabel: me too

my username is ablefires658

me: i dont have a username

Mabel: really?

that's weird

me: i see no room called auntie's corner

Mabel: LOL

Chinese New Year

Flo: she hijacked my holiday

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Mabel: She's making a mountain out of a mole hill.
Flo: Yeah, that's like the perfect expression!
Mabel: Why, thanks, I made it up myself, right on the spot.
Flo: ....Is that a real expression?

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Flo: You're like acting out what just happened three minutes ago.

The Canaries

Episode of the Island Cats

Mabel: O my gosh, they're waiting for us outside!! We have to go get some food and feed them!!
Javier: Yes, yes, let's go right now!
Mabel: But wait, we have to let them in first so they don't leave!

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Later, at the 24-hour automatic supermarket vending machine

Javier: (pushing buttons on screen) Okay, so, bebidas....leche...
Mabel: Wait, wait, see if they have cat food.
Javier: (patiently exasperated) Cat food?!! I don't think they're going to have cat food!!
Mabel: Bwahahaha!
Javier: Hmm, look, they even have sex toys. "Un sex doble." (Screen says: "What quantity would you like?") No, no, cancel, cancel. Cancel! (Group of girls walk by, he covers screen.) Um, this is not for me...
Mabel: Bwahahahahahaha....

mabel: haha, i think you'll have to wait awhile there buddy, my virginity is too precious to be given up before marriage
john: yes, but we have to make sure we are sexually compatible before we get married, cos if we aint, then practise makes perfect
mabel: heard that kind of propaganda before!
john: when have I ever given you any bullshit
mabel: you can't convince me, hubbest
i'm a straight catholic girl with principles
john: hahahahaha

at st. mark's, forced to ask for tobacco-

megan (in fake british accent): d'you mind if i buck a fum off you?....um....

woman: [silently hands over cigarette]

Wednesday Flo-Liners

Flo: and i hate confrontation
remember the last time i tried to break up with someone
jesus, it was like the spanish inquisition

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Flo: omg i saw you friend him
do you bang and friend?

Mabel: LMAO
no usually it's the other way around

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Mabel: haha i love how you pay attention to who i friend on facebook

Flo: of course
i only pay attention to the feeds of people i like
i dont care of suzie nobody "likes coldplay better than U2"
but if mabel lee friends her 16th fernando, that's big news

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Flo: i love these names
it's like you're living in some fantasy land
Mabel: HAHAHAH
Flo: lol
i've never met a javier or fernando

Oh, CL!

googlyga: love the new cordially, lucifer updates, btw
although my "with haggis" comment deserves a bit more love, in my opinion
bwhahaha
Yo: hahaa
22:46 wait, when did you say a "with haggis" comment
googlyga: =P not tell if you can't remember
Yo: hmm, gotta go sifting through the convo records again
22:47 googlyga: really, you can only be blistered by my brilliance once
Yo: (as per usual.)
hahahaha
googlyga: obsession!!
you have a blog habit
i can see you as one of the crackheads onstage in RENT
except with comments.
22:48 Yo: hahaha
well you know, every convo with you is funny
googlyga: it's ok. i am like that with haggis
Yo: so i would be just live feeding our convo
googlyga: that's just my face.
Yo: if i didn't have standards for CL
HAHA if WE
googlyga: immigrant moment.
Yo: didn't have standards
LOL
googlyga: i was gonna say
22:49 i mean, things get blurry when you share a liver. i understand.
Yo: :)
hahaha
googlyga: and now, for some reason, i have "rebanaaaar" stuck in my head
22:50 dammit, CL
Yo: HAHAHAHA
22:51 i'll go consult the makers of this language immediately.
22:54 googlyga: heeeheeeheee
it is, to this day, one of the only spanish words i remember not involving beer, bathroom, or food
Yo: haha wait, why don't YOU go put on the haggis quote
hahaha
googlyga: i like to aggravate you =)
and you'd just go fix it, anyway
Yo: garr, i've seriously been rereading our convos for the past 5 days
22:55 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: and quite enjoying them actually
googlyga: they are all "gargle", "bargle", or some variation thereof
awww, i'm kind of touched
Yo: yes, this is true hahaha
:)
22:57 googlyga: HAHAHA
i think it's quite enough, really
and by the world, you mean you, me, and flo.
22:58 Yo: yes, hahaha
22:59 http://cordiallylucifer.blogspot.com/
mehe, quotes, i've got you now!

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googlyga: bargle bargle bargle
is your foot better??
23:24 Yo: bargly
googlyga: you're going to have to give me slightly mroe to work with here, bub
23:25 *more, dammit
Yo: hahaha
23:26 well it looks more bruised
it's so weird, i'm stumped as to how this happened
cuz the bruising now has a larger footage area
HAR HAR
um.
and the toe has some peculiar really dark bruising
like a line and spots of dark purple
i should send you a pic hahaha
foot porn
23:28 googlyga: oh dear
do you want to make me regret my lunch
of cow's foot?
bwhahahaha