Frankenbooby

mabel: did nicole ever tell you she wanted to get breast reduction
maggie: yes, didnt we ever tell u we were going to be the first breast transplant participants?
she would get a reduction and i would get a simultaneous augmentation
mabel: hahahaa
from hers to yours
maggie: yep, we'd hold hands and go in there together
mabel: haha oh yeah you told me
it's like frankenstein
maggie: frankenbooby

Thursday Flosers

flo: i'm too boozed up to think like you right now, mablo
i just think it's not as complicated as you think it is

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flo: omg this pie is soooooooooo god
good
god too

Thweet Thpanith Nothingth

Flo: i want you to whisper sweet spanish nothings in my ear when you return

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mabel: my sister told me it wasn't THAT funny and i was like whaa?
i'm glad you agree it was worth posting
flo: um, no, it was funny
your sister on crack
mabel: hahaha
flo: and yes, i omitted that "is" on purpose

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mabel: hate men
maggie: hate women
mabel: can i just be a lesbo
maggie: lol
you should
ur pretty close

Me Cago en Tu Puta Madre

Mabel: Okay, el juego de "no inglés" empieza ya. (The game of "no english" starts now.)
(seconds later)
Ah what the fuck?!

Judy: (snickering)........

Mabel: ....... Qué puta madre!

Stolen Entry

I really just had to re-post this entry from "Overheard in New York" here:

"Sorry, Ma'am, All the Guatemala Got Deported"

Older lady, with heavy Southern belle drawl: Excuse me, miss, is this Guatemala?
Sandwich shop clerk: What?
Older lady, indicating green condiment on her croissant sandwich: I really think this is Guatemala. Is it?

Suitors on CL

Megan: btw, what is that blog shipa sent us?

Flo: haha oh you weren't there. her coworker met her fiance through a blog, and starting from that month, you can see them flirting with each other. her coworker's blog. she's pakistani and he's asian canadian.

Megan: hmmm, so her coworker is the writer?

Flo: i think so.

Megan: or the two met in the comments? bwhahahahahah that is hilarious.

Flo: both. i dont know how he found her blog.

Megan: i think cordially, lucifer has the potential to scare away any suitor. it's the ultimate wrong impression. what would be even worse is if someone read it and liked it. or further, understood.  :: shudder:: bwhahahah.

Flo: hahaha. i'd fall in love with all three of us. oh wait, i already did.

Megan: bwahahahaha.

Flo: i'd bring polygamy back just for us.

Megan: lesbian polygamy. i think the entire western and easter religious world would call for our heads.... yet another reason to keel zem all!

Flo: agreed.

"Jenny Schecter"

mabel: i think mia kirschner is so beautiful
http://galeon.hispavista.com/hemen/img/Mia_Kirshner_1024x768_001.jpg
ugly: croikey!
mabel; hot, eh?
ugly: you cant send me that stuff at work!
mabel: hahaha
really?
ugly: h-h-h-hot
mabel: ahh knooow
ugly: but i will save the link for later
mabel: HAHAHA
i think she's one of the most beautiful women ever
she's like the brunette that nicole kidman never was
ugly: hmm, ur right.
ugly: i sent the link to some ppl
w/ subj: How do u like jenny now?
mabel: HAHAHAHA
awesome
from: my little sister
ugly: everyone hates jenny
LOL
nice
from: my straight little sister
thought ur goin to bed
hooked on gray matter?
mabel: hehe
no, looking at pics of mia kirschner
ugly: lol
what a dyke