Mabel: i updated CL again
i think you'll find it very amusing
Flo: is it the convo we had just 2 seconds ago?
mabel: hahaha no no
Monday, August 3, 2009
When Ugly Gets Stuck in Traffic
Mabel: Are you going to this After BBQ Party? Apparently I'm attending.
Ugly: "Apparently, I clicked the 'I will attend' button on Facebook."
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Mabel: What is your husband doing right now?
Mom: My husband is-a ngun ngun gurk.
Ugly: "Apparently, I clicked the 'I will attend' button on Facebook."
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Mabel: What is your husband doing right now?
Mom: My husband is-a ngun ngun gurk.
The Discovery of Gender Identities
After telling her that RY friended Flo on Facebook:
Ugly: Tell Flo to refer RY to me!! Tell her to use the friends' referral.
Mabel: Haha, we should form a "We Touched RY" group.
Ugly: "Touched by RY." MMm, I would like to touch Feist.
Mabel: Yeah yeah yeah me too!
Ugly: If there were a gay scale, with 10 being the most gay and 1 being the least, you would be a 5.
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Mabel: No, there should be one scale for sexual orientation and another for masculine and feminine.
Ugly: Okay, so on the gay scale, 10 being gay and 1 being straight, I'm definitely a 10. You'd be like a 3 or a 4. Bwaha! And then on the masculine-feminine scale...male being zero, since y'know, they're zeros...
Mabel: Bwahaha, amen.
Ugly: ...just like straights, HAHA..and straight men then are zero, zero. Double zero. Bwahaha! I'd be about a 7.
Mabel: Okay, so if you're a 7, I'd have to be an 8.
Ugly: Hey, this isn't a relative scale here....we should make this a facebook quiz and send it to everyone!
Ugly: Tell Flo to refer RY to me!! Tell her to use the friends' referral.
Mabel: Haha, we should form a "We Touched RY" group.
Ugly: "Touched by RY." MMm, I would like to touch Feist.
Mabel: Yeah yeah yeah me too!
Ugly: If there were a gay scale, with 10 being the most gay and 1 being the least, you would be a 5.
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Mabel: No, there should be one scale for sexual orientation and another for masculine and feminine.
Ugly: Okay, so on the gay scale, 10 being gay and 1 being straight, I'm definitely a 10. You'd be like a 3 or a 4. Bwaha! And then on the masculine-feminine scale...male being zero, since y'know, they're zeros...
Mabel: Bwahaha, amen.
Ugly: ...just like straights, HAHA..and straight men then are zero, zero. Double zero. Bwahaha! I'd be about a 7.
Mabel: Okay, so if you're a 7, I'd have to be an 8.
Ugly: Hey, this isn't a relative scale here....we should make this a facebook quiz and send it to everyone!
Saturday, August 1, 2009
We Have Contributed the Siesta
Ugly: Wait don't Europeans have passports each from their own countries?
Bub: No, they all have the EU passports now.
Ugly: Oh, really, didn't know that.
Bub: Yeah, isn't that weird? How all these countries suddenly are "the European Union." I mean, now even the Spanish are considered European.
Ugly: .....Bwahahaha!
Bub: No, they all have the EU passports now.
Ugly: Oh, really, didn't know that.
Bub: Yeah, isn't that weird? How all these countries suddenly are "the European Union." I mean, now even the Spanish are considered European.
Ugly: .....Bwahahaha!
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Time for Our Weekly Rock-Hammering Outing
Yo: omg i just went to "free fun" on the phillymag site
it's ridiculously pathetic, the things they listed
Flo: what is it
Yo: Rate Donovan at Eagles training camp.
Hit rocks with a hammer at Ringing Rocks Park in Upper Black Eddy
See money get made at the U.S. Mint near 5th and Race.
Flo: HAHAHHAHA
hit rocks with a hammer
i love doing that!
Yo: omg why do i live here.
Flo: LOL
holy shit that is depressing
Yo: Fly a kite on Belmont Plateau.
Flo: LOL
Yo: dude that's the stuff people tell you to do when they tell you to get a life
Ride your bike on the Boardwalk. Any Boardwalk.
there are no boardwalks in philly.
Take a cell-phone tour of Valley Forge National Historical Park
See ships being built at the Independence Seaport Museum.
Flo: LOL
omg these are so hilarious
and lame
Yo: Bird-watch at John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge. h
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun_free_fun/
here you can see all of them yourself
hhahaha
Flo: my fav is hit rocks with a hammer
cuz that's my fav activity
Yo: hahahaha
right?
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun/
lmao i love how the article title is "endless summer fun"
cuz the fun never ends when you go rock-hammering
it's ridiculously pathetic, the things they listed
Flo: what is it
Yo: Rate Donovan at Eagles training camp.
Hit rocks with a hammer at Ringing Rocks Park in Upper Black Eddy
See money get made at the U.S. Mint near 5th and Race.
Flo: HAHAHHAHA
hit rocks with a hammer
i love doing that!
Yo: omg why do i live here.
Flo: LOL
holy shit that is depressing
Yo: Fly a kite on Belmont Plateau.
Flo: LOL
Yo: dude that's the stuff people tell you to do when they tell you to get a life
Ride your bike on the Boardwalk. Any Boardwalk.
there are no boardwalks in philly.
Take a cell-phone tour of Valley Forge National Historical Park
See ships being built at the Independence Seaport Museum.
Flo: LOL
omg these are so hilarious
and lame
Yo: Bird-watch at John Heinz National Wildlife Refuge. h
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun_free_fun/
here you can see all of them yourself
hhahaha
Flo: my fav is hit rocks with a hammer
cuz that's my fav activity
Yo: hahahaha
right?
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/endless_summer_fun/
lmao i love how the article title is "endless summer fun"
cuz the fun never ends when you go rock-hammering
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