Just like How Burning Candles Can Cause Cancer

While watching a movie scene in which someone is flying a remote controlled airplane

Dad: You know, those are actually really dangerous, you can lose control of the airplane and crash it into yourself.

The Bitter Angry Ex Synonym Game

Ugly: bitch.

Yo: HAHA
bag.

Ugly: trash bag.
wastebasket.
lol
dum(b)p trunk.
truck

Yo: hahaha
::bitterness::rantrant::
LOL DUMP TRUNK

Ugly: TRUCK

Yo: hahahaha
i like dump trunk

Ugly: compost pile
fly food.

Yo: landfill

Ugly: hefty sinch sack

When the Heater Guy Comes to Town

:::Loud violent banging:::

Me: O my god, I'm gonna KILL someone it's so loud.....
... like the heater guy.

Ugly: Bwahaha, go right to the source.

When asked to be co-chair of the Lesbo Organization

Ugly: I'm not an organizer....I'm not even organized!

And to spend eternity with the vampires in Anne Rice's novels

Ugly: come out and partay w/ me!
i'm doing a half marathon this sunday

Yo: awww
that's cute
i should come up there
you know, all my problems in life would be solved by 1) teletransport
and 2) immortality

Ugly: hm
what would immortality solve?

Yo: my desire to live forever.

toilet humour

Flo: I always lean forward when I take off my pants.

Reminiscing

Allison: YOU were piss-ass drunk while I had to deal with your needy-ass ex-boyfriend! You owe me one Mabel!!