this is why they invented the internets

Whitney: I commented on your Facebook!

Whitney: Can you comment back and maybe poke me?

CL strikes again

via text:

me: :*

lauren: if you had an iphone, we could make actual kissy faces at each other.

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mitney:

I hate you. Have spent all afternoon reading CL instead of working. You distract me even when you're not here.

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mitney:

I know I've made the blog already.

But I want to make it for something more substantial than my inability to type in a linear fashion.

I have a new purpose in my life! I will not quit until I've made it into CL for something truly notable.

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mitney:

Can I just say that I want to steal Javi.

talking about difficult work situations

mitney:
except not, because ve this great rapport w/ her based on mutual taste for tough sexyou ha

[silence]

mitney:
you have this rapport etc.

rough

Oh, Lord

Ugly: ok will you just please gs this song
downpour
brandi carlile
so effin good
i want to be this to someone.
"i'm like the rain in a downpour"
you're like the tide in the deep blue
you're always there when i need youuuu
god this song just tears up my heart
me: ooh
i dunno it either
Ugly: are ya listening?
me: i´m listening to my playlist
Ugly: listen to it!!!
me: okay i´ll add it to my playlist
what´s it called
Ugly: downpour
so?
me: oh brandi carlile
Ugly: oh lord
me: okay after this alejandro sanz song
:D
Ugly: are you in the land of the slowskis?
me: haha, i thought you were talking about the song before this one!
Ugly: you are totally hangin with the slowskis today

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Ugly: haha
whats funny?
me: go read it
the best part is when you say ¨oh lord¨
Ugly: lol
thats the best part?
i like
are u in the land of the slowskis?
me: haha
well yeah that comes after the climactic funny
which is ¨oh lord¨
Ugly: i dunno why thats funny
i also like
do i look like the internet to u?
and you say yes
me: that´s not that funny
Ugly: lol
yes it is!
but THIS convo may be even funnier
arguing about what is funny
this is funny:

(copied)
12:40 AM bub: haha
and the blood poured off the pulpit
3:35 PM
yeah and the blood poured down the picket lines
3:36 PM
me: mm yes
(end)

me: lol how is that even remotely funny??
Ugly: lol
taken out of context it is
you're sayin all this dramatic shit
and i'm like
mhm

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me: le boogie
what should i write my first blog entry about?
for my writing class
Ugly: um
you should write about your chicken soup
and whether or not you should put tomatoes in it
me: lol but that´s stupid
what would be the overarching point
Ugly: overarching
um
tomatoes vs no tomatoes

Barf Babies

me: haha
why don´t YOU have a baby
Ugly: um, harder said than done
if you had a baby i would move closer to take care of it
actually, you would have to move closer to take care of it.
er, for me to take care of it.
me: hahaha
sounds like a bribe
Ugly: lol
me: a bribe and then thievery
Ugly: *suddenly not feelin so slick
me: hahah
Ugly: hahahaha
me: and not so well masked.
Ugly: the thievery and bribery corporation

Worst Nightmare...

me: le good, i´m really enjoying non.vacation life
thank god....no more 3rd world toilets
Ugly: lol
ugh my biggest fear
in traveling
those scary toilets

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Ugly: yup
i do have those nightmares
having to pee really bad and the toilet is FRIGHTENING.

it's an adjective!

While playing Catch Phrase...

Pam: This is word is a girl's favorite color
Mindy: Pink!
Pam: Okay it's the adjective of this word.
Mindy: Pinky

Allison: I thought that was a noun...