Flo Tri- Annual Reunion Headliners

Bo: So this guy stopped me on the street today and was like "Hey!" and I was like "Uhh, hey." Then I kept walking and he was like "Hey hey!" And so I turned around and was like "Oh, hey..."
Flo: Bwahaa, uh, was that really actually the conversation? "Hey," "Hey", "Hey hey!" "Oh, hey"...
Bo: Bwahahaha, well almost.
Flo: That was like, no substance at all.
Bo: AKA, hitting on people.

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Beer´ed out

Bo: So I woke up in the middle of the night and was really thirsty so I went into the kitchen to drink some water. I just took whatever glass and poured Brita water into it...and as I was drinking it I was like...this tastes like beer, did this glass have beer in it??


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Flo: Bwaha, can´t believe you crawled into my bed right after I left.
Bo: Yeah I was kinda tired of being in fetal position all night.

Birth-day, Literally

Ugly: Is it my birthday yet? Yay, it is!
Bub: Happy birthday!! Now you´re....let´s not talk about it.
Ugly: Bwahah, well, I´ve been aging backwards since I´ve turned 30..so now I´m actually 28!
Kat: Yeah, there´s gonna be a big party for when you turn 16 again!
Bub: Oh yayy, sweet 16!!
Ugly: And a HUGE Party for when I crawl back into my mother´s womb!
Bub: Bwahahahahah! How old would she actually be?
Kat: 60.

I am the gay, cont´d

Mabel (in running attire): Like my gay hat?
Allison: Haha..yeah. Is that like an actual running hat?
Mabel: Yeah, look. Pride runners 2011.
Allison: Ohhh, it´s a REAL gay hat. I thought you were just saying it´s gay hahaa.

Hipsters, etc.

Youri: Yeah, the other day my friend was talkin about hipsters and I was like, what is a hipster? And he said, you know, I don't know how to explain, they're those people, they ride bikes....And I was like I ride bikes...Then he's like, and they wear shirts...and I'm like, I wear shirts.

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Youri: You guys know any smoke tricks?
Mabel: Like, making rings?
Allison: Yeah how do they do that?
Mabel: Just like this ::makes smoke-ring-blowing motions::
Youri: ...that's what she said.


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Allison: How would you even quote that on CL.
Mabel: I dunno, it's just one of those you-had-to-be-there moments, I guess.
Youri: You could definitely take a picture of it. Or you could even make a GIF, with two pictures.
Mabel: Oh, can you make GIFs?
Youri: I'm not that talented.

Amazon Cats

Koka jumps onto table

Ugly: Hey! What do you think this is?!
Bub: Do you think this is the jungle where you came from?
Ugly: Bwahah..
Bub: This is only a little bit better than the jungle where you came from.

Misnomers, Cont'd

SnoozieQZ: did you know "ingle" means groin in spanish?
Mabel Lee: yep haha
SnoozieQZ: I found that out by accident
I meant to write ingles
sometimes I google translate what I write on facebook out of curiosity, because I know someof my friends do that
Mabel Lee: haha
SnoozieQZ: well google translated what I wrote as "I will no longer talk to you in groin"

Le Summertime

After Graduation

Cynthia´s mom: Ohhh, you speak Spanish?

Later:
Matt: No, I got that stick and wore those ridiculous robes for nothing.
Mabel: I actually got my Master´s in Wizardry and Parcel Tongue.

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Bub: Okay, so what would you rate this song?
Ugly: A four.
Bub: Really? Nah I'm gonna give it a three.
Ugly: ....Does my opinion count at all?

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Bub: So uh, do you know that Jackie is coming on Friday? Why did you invite her?!
Ugly: Ugh...I don't know WHY I did. I mean, she'd been wanting to hang out for awhile now, so...
Bub: Well, is she as bad in person as she is in texts?
Ugly: No, she isn't as bad in person, really.
Bub: Yeah, cuz in person she won't be able to text us.