Spanglish

Mabel: "Despues de que....Despues de que ju....GAHHHH, I can't use vosotros form AND subjunctive at the same time!!!"

Judy:::bent over laughing, spasmatically:::

Mabel: "Despues de que...ju..jugue....jugueis!

Judy::: still laughing asthmatically::: You have to..you have to use the past subjunctive! You just used the future.

Mabel: GAHhh! "Despues de que....jugarais!"

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Patricia (in Spanish, a serious question): Do you call him a bear because he's big, or because he's hairy?


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Gas Commercial: http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2_w2ucmuU

Aaah!!
El agua caliente se ha ido
ya no me puedo aclarar
y ahora por cuatro duros
me cambio a Gas Natural

"the semantics of poop"

vanessa: cagar sounds silly in spanish, but the english equivalent is even more disgusting...
megan: to take a dump
cintia: it's even worse than 'to crap'
megan: it's more sounding

Megan: I think it's down this way.
Mabel: Down this way...
Megan: Just around the corner.
Mabel: Yes just around the corner.
Megan: Are you going to repeat everything I say for the rest of the night?

Cintia (who is from Mexico): You know...My parents think I have a schizophrenia.

Allison: rabbit with a big butt?
haha
sounds like your rabbit is black
with the pin stripe suit
pimp
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Allison: thats seriously the first thing that came to mind when i read pinstripe suit and big butt
me: HAHAHAHA
Allison: pimping rabbit

Mabel: I told my class to look at this picture of two people and tell me what they thought the people were doing. One group said the man with the stick was a "man with no vision" and the "big man" was a tourist, and they were going to see a football game.

Judy: Hahaha, why would a blind man want to go to a football game?

Monica: Haha, I like that. "The Pilgrims came over in a little boat called the Mayflower to have dinner with the natives." Yo, we're comin' over, get the turkeys ready. We'll bring the blankets...and smallpox.