M: Aw, this is so sad.
Megan: I know. She's a crack addict.
M: Yeah, how could he not know she has AIDS?
Megan: Roger, you're so stupid. Marry me.

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96th street station hose

Megan: Who's peeing?

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Ralphy: Y'all are just big ol' bitches.

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M: This is Megan, she's a misogynistic, bio-chem, people-hating major.
Ralphy: That would make a great death metal song. Although we could maybe take out the bio-chem. Or put it at the end.