Flo: Well, I was just talking to my friend in Spain online.
Lauren (cubicle mate): Oh, is that who you were talking to? ::To Molly:: Yeah, Flo really LOLs in the office. At first I was startled, but then I realized it was just Flo laughing.

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Alex: I'm not a belligerent drunk, but I'm a little drunk and feeling belligerent.

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Alex: I'm a little confused as to why you identify with the Pillsbury Doughboy.

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Flo: What, you don't think a conversation between the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Gingerbread Man is funny?
Alex: I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.