John (about Candice and her big water bag straw, in the middle of a lecture): Is that air you are getting?
Candice: Um, no, it's water.
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Clark: People can get really intimate on the subway when they should probably leave that stuff at home.
John: Oh, yes, it has a lot to do with family.
Clark: Uh, that's not exactly what I meant.
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The Davis pizza octuplets, the Lee grape bunchtuplets
Mabel: Our families keep growing!
Clark: And they keep getting more delicious.
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John: Let's hear your sentence, Jeff.
Jeff: If I buy a new car, I will have car payments.
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John: That is why they're always late in Spain, because they need time to pronounce the dipthongs.
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Tita: If you do choose to have some extra relations with a student, just be discreet about it...."Algunos commentarios: I'm having an affair."
John: Haha, "Comment: I like that student a LOT."
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