Spanglish

Mabel: "Despues de que....Despues de que ju....GAHHHH, I can't use vosotros form AND subjunctive at the same time!!!"

Judy:::bent over laughing, spasmatically:::

Mabel: "Despues de que...ju..jugue....jugueis!

Judy::: still laughing asthmatically::: You have to..you have to use the past subjunctive! You just used the future.

Mabel: GAHhh! "Despues de que....jugarais!"

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Patricia (in Spanish, a serious question): Do you call him a bear because he's big, or because he's hairy?


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Gas Commercial: http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz2_w2ucmuU

Aaah!!
El agua caliente se ha ido
ya no me puedo aclarar
y ahora por cuatro duros
me cambio a Gas Natural

"the semantics of poop"

vanessa: cagar sounds silly in spanish, but the english equivalent is even more disgusting...
megan: to take a dump
cintia: it's even worse than 'to crap'
megan: it's more sounding

Megan: I think it's down this way.
Mabel: Down this way...
Megan: Just around the corner.
Mabel: Yes just around the corner.
Megan: Are you going to repeat everything I say for the rest of the night?

Cintia (who is from Mexico): You know...My parents think I have a schizophrenia.

Allison: rabbit with a big butt?
haha
sounds like your rabbit is black
with the pin stripe suit
pimp
me: HAHAHAHAHA
Allison: thats seriously the first thing that came to mind when i read pinstripe suit and big butt
me: HAHAHAHA
Allison: pimping rabbit

Mabel: I told my class to look at this picture of two people and tell me what they thought the people were doing. One group said the man with the stick was a "man with no vision" and the "big man" was a tourist, and they were going to see a football game.

Judy: Hahaha, why would a blind man want to go to a football game?

Monica: Haha, I like that. "The Pilgrims came over in a little boat called the Mayflower to have dinner with the natives." Yo, we're comin' over, get the turkeys ready. We'll bring the blankets...and smallpox.

Julietta: It was just fake-out juice.

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Julietta: When I'm older, I'm going to write a book called "My Mother."

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(after a long search for my lost bank card)
Me: Dude, it's in the trash can!
Judy: O my gosh! ::ushering Christina out, closing the door behind her:: She's drunk, she's drunk, time to go to bed.

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Christina: Once I had a friend who was using two buckets the morning after a party, one for cleaning the floor and the other to throw up in.

Me: Why was she cleaning and throwing up at the same time?

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Me: How about: Have a beer, Javier! I like that one.
Javier: How about this one? Your arm is on my face.

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Javier: Every morning, I wake up and I'm like....shit, I just want to retire.

Care Packages

mabel: oh okay cool
hm what else can you send
mom and dad just sent me a box of clothes
and a stuffed animal lol
Ugly: really?
like old clothes?
what stuffed animal?
how cute is that?
mabel: haha
yeah like some clothes and 2 pairs of shoes from home
mom asked me if i wanted a stuffed animal
and i laughed and was like yeah sure
Ugly: lol
did u bring bearly?
mabel: and i said i wanted the bunny with the pinstriped suit and the big butt
Ugly: awwww
i love him
mabel: and she said ohh okay "gaw di law yau to jai"
Ugly: what?
mabel: "di law yau"
big butt
"to jai" = rabbit
Ugly: ohhh
LOL
LMAO
mabel: hahaha
and THEN
she was like okay, i have to wash him first, he's so dirty
hahaha i remember i'd be in college, and i'd come home and all of my stuffed animals would be hanging on the laundry line
i think normal parents throw them out.
Ugly: LOL
OMG
because they get so dirty from you playing with them every time you come home?
ROFL
mabel: hahahhahahaha
my real playmates
Ugly: your true fwends
mabel: HAHAHH
no, she'd just think they were dirty from sitting around
and she'd find them like under her bed or something cuz she would take them to support her neck
Ugly: LOL
shit
omg, you're killing me
mabel: LOL
yeah once she found the big butt bunny under her bed and she washed him
Ugly: they be working HAAARD for mom whiles ur away
mabel: i saw him hanging on the line
hahahh
i started laughing when i saw it, and she was like why are you laughing, he was dirty
Ugly: she has a regular sweat shop going there
mabel: "i found him escaping under the bed"
yeah i would never tell them to send bearly!
what if he gets lost?
i would die
Ugly: aww
you dont want to endanger him
mabel: nope
Ugly: mom is so funny
mabel: yeah hahaa
"he three time eat cat food"
LOL!
Ugly: LOL
oh shit
mabel: hahahha
Ugly: thats so cute how she takes care of ur animals
mabel: haha yeah. she understands i'm a pack rat
i've heard of parents who go through stuff and throw things away
i'm glad we don't have those
Ugly: no because there's never anything new to replace things with
mabel: HAHAHAH
yeah true

mabel: i wanna come hoooome!
maggie: do u?
mabel: for x mas.
maggie: i know. wish u could
mabel: yeah, i actually do. however i'm afraid of deportatation and going broke
maggie: reasonable fears

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maggie: i was a bit surprised because i thought the girl was really kinda frumpy looking

Lordy

flo: i feel like you're not away at all
i just can't hang out with you
like you're trapped in some basement
with internet access

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mabel: unless something bad happens
megan: haha in which case
HE started it
mabel: HAHHA
megan: repeat after me
mabel: HAHHAHAHA
megan: lol
mabel: LMAO
oh i wish i could quote that
megan: omg omg i'm rolling on the floor
the tears are coming out
are you around tommorow?? we have to telephone
mabel: HAHAHAHA
yeah i'm around
tomorrow night
but i have to be in bed by midnight
megan: waaah
this is the dimsum date of our time
mabel: sniff sniff
when do you get outta work anyways?
megan: by the time we're both at our computers, the internet will be broken
mabel: hahahaha


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mabel: kay it's long but i just sent it
flo: ok
i'mma read it
googlyga?
mabel: hahahhahaha
flo: ok we'll talk about this later

dana: in finland kids don't start school until they're seven. can you imagine that? wouldn't that just drive you nuts, they're like little cave men who can't even speak, but they're strong enough to kill you.

dana: and then i was trying to find a way to get ourselves out, so then i got this idea and i said: we want us some big black women, do you have that here?

flo: you're so outta the loop!
you can't join the "we touched RY" club!!!