at st. mark's, forced to ask for tobacco-
megan (in fake british accent): d'you mind if i buck a fum off you?....um....
woman: [silently hands over cigarette]
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Wednesday Flo-Liners
Flo: and i hate confrontation
remember the last time i tried to break up with someone
jesus, it was like the spanish inquisition
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Flo: omg i saw you friend him
do you bang and friend?
Mabel: LMAO
no usually it's the other way around
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Mabel: haha i love how you pay attention to who i friend on facebook
Flo: of course
i only pay attention to the feeds of people i like
i dont care of suzie nobody "likes coldplay better than U2"
but if mabel lee friends her 16th fernando, that's big news
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Flo: i love these names
it's like you're living in some fantasy land
Mabel: HAHAHAH
Flo: lol
i've never met a javier or fernando
remember the last time i tried to break up with someone
jesus, it was like the spanish inquisition
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Flo: omg i saw you friend him
do you bang and friend?
Mabel: LMAO
no usually it's the other way around
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Mabel: haha i love how you pay attention to who i friend on facebook
Flo: of course
i only pay attention to the feeds of people i like
i dont care of suzie nobody "likes coldplay better than U2"
but if mabel lee friends her 16th fernando, that's big news
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Flo: i love these names
it's like you're living in some fantasy land
Mabel: HAHAHAH
Flo: lol
i've never met a javier or fernando
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Oh, CL!
googlyga: love the new cordially, lucifer updates, btw
although my "with haggis" comment deserves a bit more love, in my opinion
bwhahaha
Yo: hahaa
22:46 wait, when did you say a "with haggis" comment
googlyga: =P not tell if you can't remember
Yo: hmm, gotta go sifting through the convo records again
22:47 googlyga: really, you can only be blistered by my brilliance once
Yo: (as per usual.)
hahahaha
googlyga: obsession!!
you have a blog habit
i can see you as one of the crackheads onstage in RENT
except with comments.
22:48 Yo: hahaha
well you know, every convo with you is funny
googlyga: it's ok. i am like that with haggis
Yo: so i would be just live feeding our convo
googlyga: that's just my face.
Yo: if i didn't have standards for CL
HAHA if WE
googlyga: immigrant moment.
Yo: didn't have standards
LOL
googlyga: i was gonna say
22:49 i mean, things get blurry when you share a liver. i understand.
Yo: :)
hahaha
googlyga: and now, for some reason, i have "rebanaaaar" stuck in my head
22:50 dammit, CL
Yo: HAHAHAHA
22:51 i'll go consult the makers of this language immediately.
22:54 googlyga: heeeheeeheee
it is, to this day, one of the only spanish words i remember not involving beer, bathroom, or food
Yo: haha wait, why don't YOU go put on the haggis quote
hahaha
googlyga: i like to aggravate you =)
and you'd just go fix it, anyway
Yo: garr, i've seriously been rereading our convos for the past 5 days
22:55 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: and quite enjoying them actually
googlyga: they are all "gargle", "bargle", or some variation thereof
awww, i'm kind of touched
Yo: yes, this is true hahaha
:)
22:57 googlyga: HAHAHA
i think it's quite enough, really
and by the world, you mean you, me, and flo.
22:58 Yo: yes, hahaha
22:59 http://cordiallylucifer.blogspot.com/
mehe, quotes, i've got you now!
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googlyga: bargle bargle bargle
is your foot better??
23:24 Yo: bargly
googlyga: you're going to have to give me slightly mroe to work with here, bub
23:25 *more, dammit
Yo: hahaha
23:26 well it looks more bruised
it's so weird, i'm stumped as to how this happened
cuz the bruising now has a larger footage area
HAR HAR
um.
and the toe has some peculiar really dark bruising
like a line and spots of dark purple
i should send you a pic hahaha
foot porn
23:28 googlyga: oh dear
do you want to make me regret my lunch
of cow's foot?
bwhahahaha
although my "with haggis" comment deserves a bit more love, in my opinion
bwhahaha
Yo: hahaa
22:46 wait, when did you say a "with haggis" comment
googlyga: =P not tell if you can't remember
Yo: hmm, gotta go sifting through the convo records again
22:47 googlyga: really, you can only be blistered by my brilliance once
Yo: (as per usual.)
hahahaha
googlyga: obsession!!
you have a blog habit
i can see you as one of the crackheads onstage in RENT
except with comments.
22:48 Yo: hahaha
well you know, every convo with you is funny
googlyga: it's ok. i am like that with haggis
Yo: so i would be just live feeding our convo
googlyga: that's just my face.
Yo: if i didn't have standards for CL
HAHA if WE
googlyga: immigrant moment.
Yo: didn't have standards
LOL
googlyga: i was gonna say
22:49 i mean, things get blurry when you share a liver. i understand.
Yo: :)
hahaha
googlyga: and now, for some reason, i have "rebanaaaar" stuck in my head
22:50 dammit, CL
Yo: HAHAHAHA
22:51 i'll go consult the makers of this language immediately.
22:54 googlyga: heeeheeeheee
it is, to this day, one of the only spanish words i remember not involving beer, bathroom, or food
Yo: haha wait, why don't YOU go put on the haggis quote
hahaha
googlyga: i like to aggravate you =)
and you'd just go fix it, anyway
Yo: garr, i've seriously been rereading our convos for the past 5 days
22:55 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: and quite enjoying them actually
googlyga: they are all "gargle", "bargle", or some variation thereof
awww, i'm kind of touched
Yo: yes, this is true hahaha
:)
22:57 googlyga: HAHAHA
i think it's quite enough, really
and by the world, you mean you, me, and flo.
22:58 Yo: yes, hahaha
22:59 http://cordiallylucifer.blogspot.com/
mehe, quotes, i've got you now!
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googlyga: bargle bargle bargle
is your foot better??
23:24 Yo: bargly
googlyga: you're going to have to give me slightly mroe to work with here, bub
23:25 *more, dammit
Yo: hahaha
23:26 well it looks more bruised
it's so weird, i'm stumped as to how this happened
cuz the bruising now has a larger footage area
HAR HAR
um.
and the toe has some peculiar really dark bruising
like a line and spots of dark purple
i should send you a pic hahaha
foot porn
23:28 googlyga: oh dear
do you want to make me regret my lunch
of cow's foot?
bwhahahaha
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Slutty Bookworms and Calcium Deficiency
Ugly: oh
so
0:18 when i hung out w/ ms fitz and jackson and everyone at sister's
we determined that you're a slutty bookworm
0:19 can't remember how the whole conversation went
Yo: HAHAHAHHAA
WHAT?!
lmao
now you have to tell me
Ugly: we were talking about dating i guess
Yo: uh huh
Ugly: somehow we got on to you
0:20 and someone says something like, "mabel dates women?" or something
and i said "she dates everyone"
"she's just slutty"
Yo: hahahha
nice
Ugly: and someone else says
0:21 "wow, i just think of her as a bookworm"
Yo: HAHAHA
who said THAT
Ugly: so msfitz says
"she's a slutty bookworm"
Yo: hahahhaa
nice way to put it
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Flo: are you taking vitamins at all?
Yo: ah know :(
nope
Flo: jesus
you're gonna die
Yo: LOL
Flo: are you drinking milk
drink lots of milk
22:55 Yo: not drinking too much milk
i normally don't drink that much milk
Flo: there you go
calcium deficiency
Yo: :(
mah bones be weak
Flo: you're gonna end up like those old grandmas who walk in 90 degree angles
Yo: LOL
Flo: i cant' imagine why that's funny
you're gonna ruin your life
22:56 do you wanna break your hip in the middle of sex?
cuz youd idn't have enough calcium
ther'es nothing worse than stopping during sex cuz someone broke her hip
Yo: hahahah
haha, imagine what my partner would think
"wow that must be some come"
22:57 Flo: "oh fuck, my penis broke her"
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googlyga: i think maybe some ice and elevation might work better
b/c if it's swollen, you don't want to hang it down in a tub of hot water
Yo: mmkay, well the ice is being made now
googlyga: all the blood will stay collected there
Yo: really
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: oh okay
googlyga: "i am making the ice now"
Yo: haha
googlyga: ok there, mr. freize
Yo: hahahaha
22:38 wait, what about a tub of cold water?
googlyga: noooo no hanging!!
Yo: okay okay
googlyga: elevate!
Yo: how high should i elevate it?
googlyga: like...ugli chair level
22:39 Yo: LMAO
googlyga: heeeh
Yo: okay well now my leg is like at a 90 degree angle to my body
22:40 haha i love how you're my medical consultant
john my scottish friend is like "i can come over and do some spiritual healing"
googlyga: i think it should be good, as long as it's at/above the level of your heart
bwhawhahahahaha
Yo: hahahhaa
googlyga: with haggis?
Yo: thanks for being useful.
googlyga: don't do it, hubby!
22:41 Yo: i think it looks better now
googlyga: the least i can do =D
so
0:18 when i hung out w/ ms fitz and jackson and everyone at sister's
we determined that you're a slutty bookworm
0:19 can't remember how the whole conversation went
Yo: HAHAHAHHAA
WHAT?!
lmao
now you have to tell me
Ugly: we were talking about dating i guess
Yo: uh huh
Ugly: somehow we got on to you
0:20 and someone says something like, "mabel dates women?" or something
and i said "she dates everyone"
"she's just slutty"
Yo: hahahha
nice
Ugly: and someone else says
0:21 "wow, i just think of her as a bookworm"
Yo: HAHAHA
who said THAT
Ugly: so msfitz says
"she's a slutty bookworm"
Yo: hahahhaa
nice way to put it
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Flo: are you taking vitamins at all?
Yo: ah know :(
nope
Flo: jesus
you're gonna die
Yo: LOL
Flo: are you drinking milk
drink lots of milk
22:55 Yo: not drinking too much milk
i normally don't drink that much milk
Flo: there you go
calcium deficiency
Yo: :(
mah bones be weak
Flo: you're gonna end up like those old grandmas who walk in 90 degree angles
Yo: LOL
Flo: i cant' imagine why that's funny
you're gonna ruin your life
22:56 do you wanna break your hip in the middle of sex?
cuz youd idn't have enough calcium
ther'es nothing worse than stopping during sex cuz someone broke her hip
Yo: hahahah
haha, imagine what my partner would think
"wow that must be some come"
22:57 Flo: "oh fuck, my penis broke her"
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googlyga: i think maybe some ice and elevation might work better
b/c if it's swollen, you don't want to hang it down in a tub of hot water
Yo: mmkay, well the ice is being made now
googlyga: all the blood will stay collected there
Yo: really
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: oh okay
googlyga: "i am making the ice now"
Yo: haha
googlyga: ok there, mr. freize
Yo: hahahaha
22:38 wait, what about a tub of cold water?
googlyga: noooo no hanging!!
Yo: okay okay
googlyga: elevate!
Yo: how high should i elevate it?
googlyga: like...ugli chair level
22:39 Yo: LMAO
googlyga: heeeh
Yo: okay well now my leg is like at a 90 degree angle to my body
22:40 haha i love how you're my medical consultant
john my scottish friend is like "i can come over and do some spiritual healing"
googlyga: i think it should be good, as long as it's at/above the level of your heart
bwhawhahahahaha
Yo: hahahhaa
googlyga: with haggis?
Yo: thanks for being useful.
googlyga: don't do it, hubby!
22:41 Yo: i think it looks better now
googlyga: the least i can do =D
For Judy's Viewing Pleasure
Fernando: tu compi judy se las trae...
me dijo q era de singapur, la edad tb me la dijo mal, y que teníais dos compañeras, una inglesa y otra alemana...
Yo: hahaha
12:58 Fernando: vamos, no me dijo ni una verdad
Yo: hahahhaa
Fernando: jejeje
Yo: es de taiwan y tiene 23 años
Fernando: sip
lo de taiwan se lo saque
12:59 Yo: jejej
Fernando: se pensaba que no sabía donde estaba taiwan....
y cuando le digo q es una isla en la costa este china se me quedo mirando con una cara...
Yo: si, no sé, supongo que le gusta mentir a los chicos a veces
Fernando: se debe pensar q los españoles somos un poco tontos...
Yo: hahahahaha
13:00 Fernando: jaja
le gusta mentir un poco?
lo q no le gusta es decir la verdad...
Yo: jajaja
Fernando: pero vamos, está bien, es lo normal en ese tipo de noches
13:01 ahh
y me dijo una cosa de ti...
Yo: si?
Fernando: sip
y sin que yo le preguntara nada, eh
Yo: sobre qué?
Fernando: sobre como te gustaba que te besaran...
Yo: oooh
13:02 y de eso?
Fernando: q visto lo visto no sé si será verdad
no sé, me lo soltó sin más
le pregunte de qué os reíais y me lo dijo
13:03 Yo: jeje y?
13:04 haha, y lo que ella ha dicho sobre cómo me gusta besar, es verdad?
13:05 Fernando: espera, q me llamaban
no sé, me dijo algo así como que no te gustaba que te besaran con mucha lengua
o algo así
13:06 porque se partia de risa
Yo: jaja, ahh ya veo
13:07 si, es verdad
Fernando: ahh
al menos me dijo una verdad!
Yo: jejeje
13:08 Fernando: además esas cosas es buenas saberlas de antemano
me dijo q era de singapur, la edad tb me la dijo mal, y que teníais dos compañeras, una inglesa y otra alemana...
Yo: hahaha
12:58 Fernando: vamos, no me dijo ni una verdad
Yo: hahahhaa
Fernando: jejeje
Yo: es de taiwan y tiene 23 años
Fernando: sip
lo de taiwan se lo saque
12:59 Yo: jejej
Fernando: se pensaba que no sabía donde estaba taiwan....
y cuando le digo q es una isla en la costa este china se me quedo mirando con una cara...
Yo: si, no sé, supongo que le gusta mentir a los chicos a veces
Fernando: se debe pensar q los españoles somos un poco tontos...
Yo: hahahahaha
13:00 Fernando: jaja
le gusta mentir un poco?
lo q no le gusta es decir la verdad...
Yo: jajaja
Fernando: pero vamos, está bien, es lo normal en ese tipo de noches
13:01 ahh
y me dijo una cosa de ti...
Yo: si?
Fernando: sip
y sin que yo le preguntara nada, eh
Yo: sobre qué?
Fernando: sobre como te gustaba que te besaran...
Yo: oooh
13:02 y de eso?
Fernando: q visto lo visto no sé si será verdad
no sé, me lo soltó sin más
le pregunte de qué os reíais y me lo dijo
13:03 Yo: jeje y?
13:04 haha, y lo que ella ha dicho sobre cómo me gusta besar, es verdad?
13:05 Fernando: espera, q me llamaban
no sé, me dijo algo así como que no te gustaba que te besaran con mucha lengua
o algo así
13:06 porque se partia de risa
Yo: jaja, ahh ya veo
13:07 si, es verdad
Fernando: ahh
al menos me dijo una verdad!
Yo: jejeje
13:08 Fernando: además esas cosas es buenas saberlas de antemano
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Flexi-mouth
spunky azn 3: ur lips are like huge
spunky azn 3: ok nvm ur eyes aren't all that chinky
ablefires658: i think i have a pretty big mouth
spunky azn 3: i didn't remmeber them to be that big
spunky azn 3: lol
ablefires658: hahaha
ablefires658: hm i never noticed that
spunky azn 3: haha
ablefires658: i'm looking at it now
spunky azn 3: chinky eyes and them bam angelina jolie lips
ablefires658: haha
spunky azn 3: ok nvm ur eyes aren't all that chinky
ablefires658: i think i have a pretty big mouth
ablefires658: it's like a flexi-mouth
spunky azn 3: yeah whats that all about
spunky azn 3: flexi mouth?
spunky azn 3: haha
spunky azn 3: like snake jaws?
ablefires658: yeah
ablefires658: i can unhinge it
spunky azn 3: can u really ?
spunky azn 3: or are u just imagining it
spunky azn 3: haha
ablefires658: haha no
spunky azn 3: ahaha
spunky azn 3: i didn't think so
spunky azn 3: i thought i could unhinge my jaw but that was just my jaw locking up...
Friday, January 9, 2009
Eggs
john: Oh had half a dozen eggs reappear in the fridge, Vega had used them!!!
mabel: haha that's funny, she used your eggs
john: whats so funny
mabel: it just is for some reason
john: this place may be one of those places, what yours is mine and what is mine is mine
mabel: hahahaha
but did she not realize those were your eggs
john: don't know, but hey there is now half a dozen eggs in the fridge
mabel: but you didn't talk to her about the eggs
john: so i can cook myself a vegie omlete over the weekend woohhhhhhh
no I didn't talk to anyone other than you about the eggs
mabel: hahahahha
this conversation is getting funnier and funnier
john: yes and all we are talking about is eggs
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john: Or even comment on the new book by M Lee - How to get a man by thinking like a man
mabel: haha that's funny, she used your eggs
john: whats so funny
mabel: it just is for some reason
john: this place may be one of those places, what yours is mine and what is mine is mine
mabel: hahahaha
but did she not realize those were your eggs
john: don't know, but hey there is now half a dozen eggs in the fridge
mabel: but you didn't talk to her about the eggs
john: so i can cook myself a vegie omlete over the weekend woohhhhhhh
no I didn't talk to anyone other than you about the eggs
mabel: hahahahha
this conversation is getting funnier and funnier
john: yes and all we are talking about is eggs
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john: Or even comment on the new book by M Lee - How to get a man by thinking like a man
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
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