At the Beach

Ugly: [singing a portion of a song] Can you name that one?
Mabel: Oh, come on, that's lazy man's "Name that Tune."
Ugly: At least it wasn't "Remedial Name that Tune," like earlier with Ching.

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[Guy in "Munich" says "What an ugly baby" after his wife gives birth]

Mabel: That's so mean!
Javi: He's just kidding, do you really think anybody would say that about their own kid? I mean, you're the only person I know who calls one of their family members "Ugly"....

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[in the car, after a day of being burnt by the sun)

Javi: [in passenger seat, reaching back with his arm, to Mabel] Your leg is hot.
Mabel: Yeah I know.
Ching: (thinking Javi is talking to him) What?
Javi: It's hot.
Ching: Oh.....uh...
Javi: Cuz it's burnt.
Ching: Oh, HER leg!

[hyena laughter all around]

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Ching: [pulling up into rest stop] Hey look there's another Chinese restaurant.
Javi: No actually it's a hostal.
Ching: Oh, bwaha, I thought it said "HO TAI RESTAURANT."

(The S and half of the L from HOSTAL are unlit)

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Ugly: Would am amoeba say "glub glub" or "womp womp?"