Bub: Yeah, and me and Kevin got married last night.
Nicole: Ohh, who married you?
Bub: The sperm sculpture.
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At flugtag
Random black guy: Text team 12 to 76855! Team 12! Come on, folks! Git your vote in!
David: My phone doesn't work here.
Random black guy: You have one expensive camera there, and you can't pay your phone bill? You need to pay your phone bill!
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Youri: (offers Allison an Altoid)
Allison: What flavor is this?
Youri: It's bangin!
Allison: Oh, bangin flavor.
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Youri: (offering David an Altoid)
David: What is this? I do not know what this is.
Youri: A mint!
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Youri: What is that supposed to be?
Allison: A cheesesteak.
Youri: A cheesesteak, really? It has a mouth.
Allison: It's hungry.
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