Sunday, August 28, 2011

Hurricane Humor

Me: (reading NYTimes article) "Ugly people could be allowed to seek help from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and other agencies in overcoming the effects of discrimination. We could even have affirmative-action programs for the ugly."
Ugly: ...I guess the first step would be admitting it.

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::Watching footage on tv of fallen tree in Northeast Philly::
Ugly: ...That's not like, right outside our house, is it.

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::Watching scary movie scene of girl getting wrapped up in shower curtain like a turkey, struggling, managing to pop her head out, and throwing it off her::

Bub: "Ladeedadeedah, gonna put my clothes on now."

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