Oh Law'

Cynthia, in text message: "Please don't come, I wanna get laid tonight."

Two Days Later:
Guy: Can I come over?
Cynthia: "Please see text from Monday night."

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Cynthia: Guys here see us, and they just think we're foreign and exotic and wanna get with us just for fun.

Judy (turning to David): Yes, that's what he sees in me.

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Cynthia: oh hell yeah

for sure

im gonna have a glass of wine

me: haha

Cynthia: but not too much cause then i'll say just kidding as i wipe my shit off