::after breaking the mop by pushing the retractable handle down and not being able to pull it back up::
Javi: Goddammit! First I broke the mailbox key and now I'm mopping like a midget.
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::pairing up a basketful of his socks, which are ALL black and ALL different
Javi: God, this job is like for preventing Alzheimer's.
Me: Bwahahaha! Like, a memory game?
Javi: Yes, remembering the sock you're holding.
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More sock-pairing paranoia
Javi: Some of your socks are really similar, but aren't the same. Like these, they look exactly the same, but this one looks like it's for someone with elephantitis.
Me: They ARE the same pair.
Javi: Goddammit! First I broke the mailbox key and now I'm mopping like a midget.
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::pairing up a basketful of his socks, which are ALL black and ALL different
Javi: God, this job is like for preventing Alzheimer's.
Me: Bwahahaha! Like, a memory game?
Javi: Yes, remembering the sock you're holding.
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More sock-pairing paranoia
Javi: Some of your socks are really similar, but aren't the same. Like these, they look exactly the same, but this one looks like it's for someone with elephantitis.
Me: They ARE the same pair.
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