Hardy bargling, cont'd

(Talking about Halloween costumes)

Ching: Don't be a smurf! You'll get stuck with blue skin.
Bub: Oh yeah, you were a smurf last year right?
Ugly: You were a sperm??

Spinsters & Co.

Bub: I don't think i could ever fulfill my full potential as a human being sharing my life with another person

1:53 PM Ugly: hm

  seriously deep thoughts

 me: yes.

 Ugly: with bub

 me: lol

  i'm serious!

 Ugly: i know you are.

1:54 PM wouldnt be the first i've heard of your spinsterish hopes and dreams

When the Bub Strikes Again

Bub: Do you want an orange?
Allison (talking to someone else): Don't try to fool me.
Bub: I'm not trying to fool you, I'm just asking you a question.

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Allison: How do you say "Israel?"
Ron: (Says "Israel in Chinese)
Allison: Okay, what about the Netherlands?
Bub: Are you guys playing fobby games?

"Those don't seem to be....good traits."

me: heeee

  i prefer the lay's West Indies sweet chili chips, please.

11:45 AM Gagan: oh those also!

11:46 AM we are truly similar in our keelings. even of chips.

11:47 AM me: and in our cockroach-detesting indifference to mice.

11:48 AM Gagan: heheh

  that's quite eloquent.

11:49 AM "cockroach detesting indifference"

 me: that should be one of the answers to the "Name that trait in a guy you love most with a particular letter" game

11:50 AM er it should be cockroach-detestingly indifferent

11:53 AM Gagan: tee hee no!

  nonono

  WHO will kill the roaches, then.

HalleGoogliah!!

me: oohh

  i woke up at noon today.

 Ugly: wow

 me: i need to ask google how to sleep less

 Ugly: what a life

me: let's see...

3:35 PM Ugly: lollll

  exercise more

 me: i exercise every day

  i'm just a really lazy bed person

 Ugly: what does that mean

 me: i can't get out of bed

  when it's really comfy

3:36 PM Ugly: me too

 me: so i just keep sleeping

  lol

3:37 PM lol i like how i ask google everything

  even for relationship pointers

 Ugly: that's really funny

 me: lol

  google is God.

 Ugly: and philosophical questions

  like why are people assholes

3:38 PM me: hahahaha

  "why people accuse others of what they are guilty of"

 Ugly: yes

 me: lol it's not even really google answering, just random dumb ppl on the nets

 Ugly: true

3:39 PM it's like matthew mark luke and john

  and those other buffoons in the OT

 me: hahaa

  the disciples?

 Ugly: the writers of the books of the old testamanet

3:40 PM me: oohh

  yes

  how is that related

  lol

 Ugly: cuz you said google is god

  but it's not google telling you

 me: ohh yeah haha

 Ugly: it's stupid net ppl

 me: yes, it's just dumb apostles interpreting the word of GOd

 Ugly: lol

  but it's the opposite

3:41 PM me: hahaha "those other buffoons"

 Ugly: cuz google is giving you access to what stupid ppl are saying

 me: yea, God is like, the vessel for confusing Apostolic messages

3:42 PM Ugly: lol

 me: Thanks be to Google!!

 Ugly: HalleGoogliah!!!

De Marcha Por Europa

Javi: Wanna watch Madagascar 3?
Me: Nnno, I haven't even seen the first one.
Javi: Doesn't matter, they're in Europe now! 

Japanese Murder Mystery Dinner

Javi: (doing some dumb shit)
Me: You're soon gonna be a victim of a murder crime in Nippon 2.
Javi: Baha, Nippon 2.
Me: Teehee, yeah I wonder if there's a Nippon 1.
Javi: Murder attempt #1 at Nippon 2, and murder attempt #2 at Nippon 1.
Me: Noo, it's murder attempt #1 at Nippon 1, and murder attempt #2 at Nippon 2.
Javi: And where was I at the first murder attempt then?
Me: Well, just IMAGINE that it happened a week ago.
Javi: This is worse than a Murakami novel. 

Thou Shalt Not Be a Lesbian

Ugly:  omg so rsm asked if mark was out of office today

and i said yea

 me:  uh huh

 Ugly:  then she said

oh i figured since deb was out that he would be too

i said Oh?

me:  lol ooohh

 Ugly:  they take off together a lot?

she's like, yea.......

 me:  it´s an office affair

 Ugly:  it's official

 me:  a poorly covered one

 Ugly:  i was right!

i'm gonna bust outta the closet

me:  hahahaaaa

 Ugly:  you shall not be a lesbian is not one of the 10 commandments