HalleGoogliah!!

me: oohh

  i woke up at noon today.

 Ugly: wow

 me: i need to ask google how to sleep less

 Ugly: what a life

me: let's see...

3:35 PM Ugly: lollll

  exercise more

 me: i exercise every day

  i'm just a really lazy bed person

 Ugly: what does that mean

 me: i can't get out of bed

  when it's really comfy

3:36 PM Ugly: me too

 me: so i just keep sleeping

  lol

3:37 PM lol i like how i ask google everything

  even for relationship pointers

 Ugly: that's really funny

 me: lol

  google is God.

 Ugly: and philosophical questions

  like why are people assholes

3:38 PM me: hahahaha

  "why people accuse others of what they are guilty of"

 Ugly: yes

 me: lol it's not even really google answering, just random dumb ppl on the nets

 Ugly: true

3:39 PM it's like matthew mark luke and john

  and those other buffoons in the OT

 me: hahaa

  the disciples?

 Ugly: the writers of the books of the old testamanet

3:40 PM me: oohh

  yes

  how is that related

  lol

 Ugly: cuz you said google is god

  but it's not google telling you

 me: ohh yeah haha

 Ugly: it's stupid net ppl

 me: yes, it's just dumb apostles interpreting the word of GOd

 Ugly: lol

  but it's the opposite

3:41 PM me: hahaha "those other buffoons"

 Ugly: cuz google is giving you access to what stupid ppl are saying

 me: yea, God is like, the vessel for confusing Apostolic messages

3:42 PM Ugly: lol

 me: Thanks be to Google!!

 Ugly: HalleGoogliah!!!