me: you stopped responding to my texts!
Ugly: what have you don with fuzzy slippers?
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Ugly: how long have you had your license?
me: lol
um maybe about 5 or 6 years
Ugly: oh thats good
and it's clean
me: yeah
as in no tickets?
Ugly: right
or accidents
lol
me: um i might have an accident
but that was before i ever had my license
me: lol
um maybe about 5 or 6 years
Ugly: oh thats good
and it's clean
me: yeah
as in no tickets?
Ugly: right
or accidents
lol
me: um i might have an accident
but that was before i ever had my license
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me: where are you looking at this car?
are all the jettas stick?
12:21 PM Ugly: it's in princeton. he's meetinig me at my work at 5
and then we're going from there
me: ohh i see
Ugly: no not all
me: wait, who?
Ugly: ching
me: ching?
ohh i see
Ugly: i can't buy a stick w/o him! lol
me: hahaa
why not
Ugly: cuz i cant drive it!
me: ohh but are you thinking of buying it today?
LOL
Ugly: i cant go on a test drive no knowing how to drive it
12:22 PM me: buying a car you can't drive..
Ugly: *not
well i see it as a challenge
lol
it's on my bucket list
me: well would you put it under his name or my name?
Ugly: buying a car i can't drive check!
me: lol this guy is gonna be so confused
Ugly: lol!!!
me: LOL
Ugly: i think your name would be good
maybe
me: only person who can drive it isn't buying it
12:23 PM Ugly: hahahaahhaah
me: girl who wants other guy to test drive it isn't buying it
Ugly: well they dont have to know that
they dont care
me: girl who can't drive either manual or automatic is buying it
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While watching Homeland
Bugly: Man, this terrorist is like not tough at all. He's already giving in to bad music and extreme air conditioning.
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On Zoe's farts
On Zoe's farts
Bugly: Omggg, It won't stop. It's like those motion-sensored Glade air fresheners.
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Sam: i'm hungry
i was living off my fat today
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