Thursday Ugly Liners

(while watching Les Mis)

Me: And there's Helena Bonham Carter, playing...herself.

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Me: You're listening to..best songs ever on Radio Bub.

::starts playing song:::

Ugly: This is one of the best songs ever?
Me: Due to 100% listener demand, this song has been stopped.

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Ugly: "I am the tewwa that flaps in da night!"
Me: That's Batman's motto?
Ugly: No, Darkwing Duck!
Me: Oh, I was gonna say...I hope someone realized how ridiculous that sounds.

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Me: You can even take a course on Astrobiology. Although I wonder who the hell would take Astrobiology in their free time.

Ugly: I would, if I had free time.

Me: I would maybe if I had like a million hours of free time.

Ugly: It could be interesting. What was that again, Astro what?

Me: :::gives incredulous look:::

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(while working silently)

Ugly: I like reading aloud to myself.
Me: :::gives look::