grumpiness pays

me: grumbling about boring assignments

the bun: do you want to write this email for me instead? i don't want to be nice to that bitch.

me: sure. anything to get out of this project.

attorney (pokes head into office): whatcha doing on bun's computer?

bun: she's drafting a nice email to this chick because i hate her.

attorney: wow. you know things are bad when you ask megan to word something nicely.