quotable quotes

m: i think that's the whole point of the... blog.

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m: I don't understand why you wouldn't just abort that shit.

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m: Gong xi fat chai!! or however you say that shit in mandarin.

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Flo: holy crap your friend elizabeth egg foo young is taking over your wall

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Flo: your primaries are coming up.
can i persuade you to vote for hillary?

i dont usually do this, but this race is tighter than a virgin's ass

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M: yes, all strains of it

genital

Flo: oh god

Flo: i'm gonna vomit

M: lmao

HAHAHA

11:07 PM Flo: sick

why are you laughing?

you are disease-infested

yellow asian

M: cuz ur funny

Flo: the village bicycle

everyone's had a ride