Vampires
M: It would fulfill all the desires I ever had for the rest of my life.
Julietta: Well, those would be the last desires you'd ever have for the rest of your life. A one night stand to die for.
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Megan: I can vomit on key.
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Speaking of flamers:
Julietta: He left a message saying, "Oh dahling, we must catch up and talk about how WOOONDERFUL you are!" You mean, we'll catch up and talk about how wonderful YOU are.
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