The Adventures of Bub and Ugly

Yo: need to go buy toilet paper, pronto!
brb
Ugly: SNORT!
ok

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Ugly: omg
snorting rampage
it sounds like a pig farm
Yo: LMAO
hahaha
you guys are so mean
wait what was that other funny nickname
besides lambshank
Ugly: cancer
deadweight
Yo: nope
Ugly: michael flatley
Yo: HAHA YES!!

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Ugly: ahhhhhh!!!
pig farm!!!

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Ugly: ok
you need at least 2 cookies
1 is kinda weird
Yo: HAHA
but i do want a cookie
Ugly: suuuuuuuure, that's allllllll you want
Yo: haha
a big soft chocolate chip cookie!
Ugly: mehee hee
Yo: LOL
git yo' mind outta the gutter!
Ugly: i can't i'm in too deep!!

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