"Prelude to 'Mauled by an unattractive person pt. 2'"

Megan: [hand poised in mid-air, feeding me a dumpling across from a C-town soccer game]
Mabel: Bwahaa, I wonder what they think the dialogue is here.
Megan: Um, they probably don't have to wonder, I think they can hear everything we're saying.

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Ugly: it went fine
she was more or less what i expected
ann taylor asian
but even nerdier than i thought
she wore glasses
and not the hip kind
i was not attracted to her at all

Yo: but was she smartly dressed

Ugly: just totally not my type

Yo: yeah
ho well

Ugly: she was dressed ok
more like ann taylor loft
hehe

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Ugly: aww, ur leaving tomorrow
Yo: woo
ah know
:(

Ugly: booo

Yo: no more phone convos while stuck in traffic

Ugly: booo

Yo: ::goes to bawl in her room::

Ugly: lol
waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Yo: lol

Ugly: ....
waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Yo: WAAAAaaaAAAhhhAA

Ugly: waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

Yo: heeheeheeee
::barf::

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Ugly: afterwards i walked her back to the hotel
and i paid for my $30 parking fee
but she paid for dinner
so that was nice
then i went home and perused cl again

Yo: hahahaha
i like how that's the perfect end to a night
"then, like every night, i perused CL.

Ugly: :)

Yo: lol a common conversation i hear at home, is mom on the phone telling dad to buy a bunch of bananas
then, when dad gets home, mom usually complains about the bananas
"what the heck, does he not know how to buy things? these bananas are awful and expensive"

Ugly: lol
lord