Le Bugly

Ugly: Could you write a poem without adjectives?
Bub: Mmm....I once had to write a poem without e's. That was hard.

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Ugly: Oh, look. That curtain still looks like it wants to murder you.

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"Yo madda so fat....daaaat, when she jump faw joyyyyyy..she got stuck!"

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Ugly: I'm ugly, not bugly.

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Ugly: Hey, maybe we should do challenges like that too, poem without e.
Bub: Mmm, I think we should get an audience first.
Ugly: Pwahaa... "Anybody? No e? What about r? Audience choice! Let's take a vote! ::silence::"