Ugly: Why don't they make fans that rotate 360 degrees?
Bub: It's called air conditioning.
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Cynthia: she said she had dated men and women but has never had sex with a woman
im like riiiight
me: lol
Cynthia: but you "dated" a chick
me: "that's so hetero of her"
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Bub: (flipping through channels) What the hell? Why is there a Bible channel? What are they doing?
Ugly: Talking about the Bible.
Bub: This guy's actually cute, what a shame. He sounds like JT.
Ugly: He probably wanted to be on MTV. But instead he settled for the Bible channel.
Bub: Bwaha.
Ugly: And that other guy's ugly. He should be on the radio.
Bub: Bwahaha. He's not that ugly. I'm sure someone wants to do him.
Ugly: Yeah, like the women or men who watch this channel.
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(at the pool)
Bub: Geez, that fat guy's always in the way.
Ugly: Yeah, he's just like walking around.
Bub: He's like waddling in the water. He's probably trying to lose some weight.
Ugly: Well he's gonna have to waddle a bit faster if he wants to lose weight.
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