Nina: Okay, way to go...that thing.
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Voldemort: How do you live with yourself?
Lucius Malfoy:...I don't know.
Me: With Voldemort you even have to answer his rhetorical questions.
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Scattergories
Me: Okay, so, boy's name?
Dan: Wait what? I did list 4, not 2.
2nd round
Me: Okay, famous female?
Mel: Marilyn Monroe
Me: Aww man, I have that too!
Dan: .... I thought you said "N." I'm not very good at this game.
Later
Me: Hobbies? I have "moshing."
Mel: Masochism.
Dan: I have nudist.
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Nina: I wonder if I can actually use flatulence as an excuse for calling out of work.
Me: Maybe you can try going through all the "f" excuses. What else was there? Fire. Or faint. And "freak." Uh yeah I can't come into work today, I'm just a freak.
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