Me and Ugly are sleeping on either side of Norman in hotel bed
Dimitri: (when the light is turned on) Fucking Norman sandwich bastard!!
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Dimitri: (to Vasilis, who's sharing his bed) Shut the fuck up! Or you're gonna get a Greek sausage in your mouth!
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Ugly: I think I'm gonna upload those funny pictures from around the house.
Bub: Um, that's embarrassing. Don't tag me please.
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Ugly: (handing me old picture to scan)
Bub: Um, I don't think I want Ms. Cancelliere to be part of my memories, thanks. (hands picture back)
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After 2 hours of traffic on the Atlantic City Expressway
Bub: (after reading sign) Who would want to sponsor a highway?
Ugly: Who the fuck would sponsor a highway??!
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Bub: Whaat? There's MORE "Sitting on the Toilet"videos?
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Mahjong table as crib reprise
Terry: Your parents play mahjong?
Ugly: Uh no, it was her bed.
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Mom: (giving Dad a half-peeled banana)
Dad: (half of banana breaks and falls into his lap) Hey! How come it's broken??
Mom: Cuz you're waving it around, that's why!!
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Uncle: (to Ugly) So you've spent the last 2 years in spain... you must have traveled all around europe by now...!
Ugly: uh, that was her. (points to empty seat where bub was sitting)
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Bub: Yeah, we used to play all the time.
Terry: Aww, yeah, you guys were so cute back then. What happened?
Bub: We grew up.
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