Christy: (after having finished her entire bowl of Pho) So, I"m on a no-carbs diet. Can't you tell?
Ugly: ....No carb left behind.
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Giant crayon
Christy: Dude, isn't it weird playing with a toy that's taller than you?
Ugly: I dunno, Christy, shouldn't you know?
Phil: Bwahah, you were just setting yourself up for that one.
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Ms. Fitz: And Kevin's always so proud that a rocket scientist was in his class. You know, I noticed on her facebook that she's really into theater.
Bub: Yeah, you know, I think she actually double majored in rocket science and theater.
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Bub: Hasta luego, Javiercito!!
Ugly: Javier frito?
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Ugly: And I always think I run more than I really do.
Christy: ....bwaha you're delusional.
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Christy: This is the book that Ching reads with him all the time.
Ugly: Oh, is Ching learning to read with him?
Ching: Bwahah..look, "FLOWERS."
Ugly: No, Ching, read the word. The word!
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