Too good fo' dat

Bub: Hey, do you have anything I can bring for lunch tomorrow?
Ugly: Umm....I have half a thing of hummus. And some cheese?
Bub: So no.
Ugly: Hahaa. Oh! I do have something you can bring.
Bub: Don't tell me it's the instant Chow Mein.
Ugly::: (brings instant Chow Mein) :::

"I thought of telling her what the movie was about, then I thought of how many times I'd have to say 'Jesus freaks,' then decided not to."

Ugly: So what's this horror movie about?
Bub: It's about some Christian zealots or something.
Ugly: Oh, creepy. LOL....for them, it's Christianity...for us, it's a horror film.

New levels of impatience

Bub: Yeah, I felt bad i didn't even wait until you got inside the house to leave.
Ugly: uh, you didn't even wait until i got out of the car. You rolled over my heel.

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Bub ( reading map): Looks like we need to go this way to the chess match.

Renaissance faire villagers parade: ( going in the opposite direction) To the chess board!! Human chess match!!

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Ugly: This way!! You can't even follow a parade.

There are sober children in China

Jhett: ::shaking a half-empty can of heineken:: You didn't finish your beer...
me: No, I didn't...
Jhett:  There are sober children in China!

:::laughter ensues:::

Are you a tomato inspector?

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Last Word Wednesday

Ugly Gasa
god i want to jump off a bridge i'm so bored

Me
oh herro
loll

Ugly Gasa
what if you saw that IM and then later you got a phone call that i was found in the DE river?

Me
hahahaah

Ugly Gasa
lol

Me
that would be not hilarious

Ugly Gasa
well, alive

Me
LOL

Ugly Gasa
just cold

Me
okay that would be hilarious

Ugly Gasa
lolll
see.
maggie found swimming in the delaware

Me
LOLLL
Ugly Gasa
that needs to be on cl
put it on there right now

Me
"Asian girl found swimming in the DE, looking confused"

Ugly Gasa
i think i would be happy
not so much confused

Me
lolll

"Asian girl found swimming in the Delaware, looking happy"

from the mouths of bears.

me: i loved seeing that photo of you guys all together! it made me feel so happy! and also sad.
bear (drunk): that's called nostalgia.