Le Chicagoooo

Nina: Okay, way to go...that thing.

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Voldemort: How do you live with yourself?
Lucius Malfoy:...I don't know.
Me: With Voldemort you even have to answer his rhetorical questions.

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Scattergories

Me: Okay, so, boy's name?
Dan: Wait what? I did list 4, not 2.

2nd round

Me: Okay, famous female?
Mel: Marilyn Monroe
Me: Aww man, I have that too!
Dan: .... I thought you said "N." I'm not very good at this game.

Later

Me: Hobbies? I have "moshing."
Mel: Masochism.
Dan: I have nudist.

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Nina: I wonder if I can actually use flatulence as an excuse for calling out of work.
Me: Maybe you can try going through all the "f" excuses. What else was there? Fire. Or faint. And "freak." Uh yeah I can't come into work today, I'm just a freak.

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Both of which are honorable aspirations

me: talk about convo remembering skillz!
which will def. land me a job in the world of conversation remembering
Allison: HAHAHHA
or writing books on CL

Life with Ally

Allison: You should have a kid so I can play with it!
Mabel: Why don't YOU have a kid so I can play with it?!
Allison: Well...why can't I play with yours first!
Mabel:... That's what she said.

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Mabel: Yeah Cuzco is at about 3,000 meters up, so we had really bad altitude sickness.
Van: Ahhhhh, wow okay.
Allison: You use meters now?! You European.
Van: Haha yeah, I'm like yeaahhhhh I don't really know what you're saying, but, sounds really high.


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Mabel: We should go to New York together!
Allison: Yeaahhh, we should! So, you guys are going to the beach?
Susie: Oh, I'm going you wanna come with?
Mabel: Wait, when are you going?!
Susie: .... I'm going with you on Friday!
Mabel: Ohhh....thought you meant New York!

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Ally: You should write a book.
Mabel: Nooooooo, it's hard...
Ally: Write a book about Cordially Lucifer.
Mabel: Bwahahah, I'll just compile CL into a book... and sell it on Amazon for like 1.99


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Mabel: All right, I'm gonna a take a dip into your cherry ice. Ewwww, that just sounds wrong!
Ally: Ewwwwwwwwwww!
Mabel: Okay, I'm gonna...put my spoon into your cherry ice.
Ally: That doesn't sound any better.


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me: http://cordiallylucifer.blogspot.com/2011/07/life-with-ally.html
oh wait i have to add one more thing
Allison: obscene water ice quote?
me: YES hahahahaha

Getting ready for the gym

Allison: Me liking that movie doesn't make me stupid, it just makes me..enjoy the movie!

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Bub: Preppin myself for the gym tonight. Aka sitting on my ass.

Man it was so hot out today, sweating my face off

Ally: Yeah I can imagine

I'm barely even moving and starting to sweat. I drank so much water again then hopped on the scale. I think I gained like 3lbs in just water.

Bub: hahah

yeah man... it is not agreeable weather

Ally: ooff

I feel slow and heavy and fat

haha this is how I prepare for the gym.

I get fat and then go.

Adventures in Pheely

Ugly: They should make cars especially for old people.
Kat: They´re called buses!!

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"Thanks for the wonderful submission, we'd love to see more work like this. So, keep submitting, Stephen Schultz! And uh, maybe you write poetry too? And tell your friends!"

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Ugly: (doing impression of nerdy white guy karaoking off-key) Janie got a guuuuuunn.....dog day's just beguuuun.... Man it's painful singing like that, let alone listen to it.

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Can you tell we're bored

Ugly: Why don't they make fans that rotate 360 degrees?
Bub: It's called air conditioning.

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Cynthia: she said she had dated men and women but has never had sex with a woman
im like riiiight
me: lol
Cynthia: but you "dated" a chick
me: "that's so hetero of her"


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Bub: (flipping through channels) What the hell? Why is there a Bible channel? What are they doing?
Ugly: Talking about the Bible.
Bub: This guy's actually cute, what a shame. He sounds like JT.
Ugly: He probably wanted to be on MTV. But instead he settled for the Bible channel.
Bub: Bwaha.
Ugly: And that other guy's ugly. He should be on the radio.
Bub: Bwahaha. He's not that ugly. I'm sure someone wants to do him.
Ugly: Yeah, like the women or men who watch this channel.

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(at the pool)
Bub: Geez, that fat guy's always in the way.
Ugly: Yeah, he's just like walking around.
Bub: He's like waddling in the water. He's probably trying to lose some weight.
Ugly: Well he's gonna have to waddle a bit faster if he wants to lose weight.