Daily Conversations in Madrid

Me: Ew, your coat smells like smoke now.
Javi: Really? Oh well, I´ll just have to hang it outside.
Me: Outside?
Javi: Yes, outside. It´ll take the smell away.
Me: But outside where?
Javi: Hombre, not hanging from a traffic light. I mean in the terrace.

Bub's Natural Habitat

Allison: i wish i had a video cam now
so i can see you
in your natural state...
in spain
Yo: hahaha
you should get one!!
Allison: nah
i'lll stay old school
for now
Yo: haha mabel in her natural spanish habitat
Allison: lol yes
"take a look, it seems that mabel is feeding on some tapas and some spanish ham sandwiches"
lol
Yo: hahahaha
awesome
"bocadillos, they seem to be called"

Hasta la Vista, Baby

Georgia: I mean now look at him. He's..the governator.

At the British Embassy

John: "How would you rate the quality of service? Very good, good, fair, or poor. Mm, very good. Any extra comments? Yes, it was so good it made me puke."

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John: I was thinking of actually writing that for a second....then I thought...nnno.
Mabel: Bwaha, yeah, we WERE at the British Embassy.
John: "Mr. Lauder, you spelled 'puke' wrong. Please correct your spelling errors before we process your form."

Wait what kind of ribs are these?

At Cuba Libre deciding on dinner

Nish: Wait I have dumb question.
Me: What is it?
Nish: So these short ribs on the menu.... what kind of ribs are these?... are they chicken?
Me: No they're pork... I'm pretty sure chicken don't have ribs...
Nish: hahaha oh yeah they have wings!
Me: and breasts!!! Turkeys also don't have ribs either.
Nish: you would think so, they're huge!