That's What You Do With a Nugget

Sam: Hi my little bitty boo
Me: hi my little bacon sammy, how was your exam?
Sam: Why am I bacon? Why can't I be something cute?
Me: ok you're a nugget then.
       nuggets are the cutest of fast foods.
Sam: They are! Like the McDonald's commercial.
Me: mmm I just want to dip you in sauce and take a bite
Sam: You are dirty! I think you're horny bc your on your period.
Me: what? that's what you're supposed to do with a nugget
Sam: I want to drop you on the foor, blow on you and then eat you.

Most importantly, what are we gonna eat?

me: it's so hooot

9:45 PM Ugly: it's not that hot

 me: did you finish your taxes?

 Ugly: hey have you seen my yellow folder?

  with the tax docs

 me: yeah it's in da living room

 Ugly: arg

9:46 PM does that answer your question?

 me: lol

  bahaha

 Ugly: it's done really

  i just need to recheck everything

 me: oh ok

  hey what are we gonna eat tomorrow

  and can you bring my sunglasses and necklace from your room

 Ugly: what necklace

 me: and bra

 Ugly: what sunglasses

Coworker Hating Picked Up Where Left Off

MoBot:  i'm starting to hate these people

 me:  who?

 MoBot:  coworkers

 me:  thought you already did

 MoBot:  well kim and andrew was out last so i forgot how much they talk and annoying they are

 MoBot:  chrysa is moody

 me:  coworker hating picked up where left off.

 MoBot:  exactly

 me:  that would be the headline for this conversation

 MoBot:  right