That's What You Do With a Nugget

Sam: Hi my little bitty boo
Me: hi my little bacon sammy, how was your exam?
Sam: Why am I bacon? Why can't I be something cute?
Me: ok you're a nugget then.
       nuggets are the cutest of fast foods.
Sam: They are! Like the McDonald's commercial.
Me: mmm I just want to dip you in sauce and take a bite
Sam: You are dirty! I think you're horny bc your on your period.
Me: what? that's what you're supposed to do with a nugget
Sam: I want to drop you on the foor, blow on you and then eat you.