No Speaky English

Cynthia: Tell her to come to Gabana with us!
Me: Hell no she wouldn't come. If she had.....um....damn, all my English expression are leaving me!
Cynthia: Haha, I know right.
Me: If she had uh....not beef.....

after 2 minutes

Me: If she had...qualms! About coming to Serrano the last time, she definitely wouldn't come to Gabana.

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Me: Did Shivom text you back yet?
Cynthia: Did you just say Shabom?

RRaaahhh

::reading billboard::

Me: "Giant Mysterious Dinosaurs." They're always giant and mysterious. In every exhibit.
Ugly: Lol, right. If we knew them intimately, we... wouldn't be here.

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Ugly: So, what do you wanna do about food?
Me: I wanna eat it.

When Bub Comes To Town

Watching a Chinese tv talk show

Ugly: Hey doesn't that look like Kim Jong-Il?
Me: Who? Oh yeah haha! Hey how come they're not showing close-ups of him?
Ugly: Cuz they don't want people to know he's really alive. He's like a stunt double, except the opposite...he wants to be someone else bwahaha. Oh, look, there he is again!
Me: Whaat? That was him?
Ugly: Yeah, just without glasses. He's always blurry and out of focus.

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Coming home at 1 in the morning

Me: Hey look, you took off your shoes on my slippers lol.

1 minute later

Ugly: Ohh, haha that was what you were talking about.
Me: Mehehe, but except this was how they were before. ::moves boot an inch on the slipper::
Ugly: But..why did you have to move it? Wasn't it exactly like that like a minute ago?
Me: Lol, yeah, but it just didn't look as funny.
Ugly: But it was like in the same position!
Me: Why are we having this conversation.


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Me: Do you wanna join our chopping championship?
Em: I would like to see you two on like ecstasy.