I´m not fat.

googlyga: hubby, do you remember my hair when it was this short?
me: mmm how short
googlyga: check yo messages!
you like?
i am thinking of chopping it off le tomorrow.
me: haha wait let me see
hahaha i tried to guess what you were eating first
googlyga: bahahaha
me: omg are you at egg custard king?
googlyga: it's from egg custard king!

Cordially, Lucifer

googlyga: there's so much to prepare. i don't even know where to start.
me: did the program send you like a manual
on the things you need to prepare
googlyga: noooo
most of the people who are going are from india. like 99% of them.
me: lol woww
well they should really send you something like that
googlyga: bahaha. i am going to email the selection committee right now.
me: yeah, i mean...all programs like these usually come with like a survivor manual
googlyga: re: survival manual
dear committee: wtf.

AND pooing.

Ugly: we have to ok? you need to get urself a job at starbucks or something
and i just need to get a job.

me: lol
okay well i´ll try
it´s gonna kind of be difficult
working AND creating a literary magazine
lol

Ugly: apply now!
LOL
AND traveling

me: AND playing with george

Ugly: lol
AND partying
AND rock hammering

me: hahah
yes, especially the rock hammering
with the rock hammering, you won´t have time or energy for anything else

MadridforShanties.com

me: yeah you should
then you should just stay inrid
wow
stay.in madrid
freain retarded keyboard
googlyga: typing fail, bo!
me: lol wtf
googlyga: hahahahaha
me: looks like a frickin porn site
googlyga: ewwww, "stay in.com"

pot, meet....oh, never mind.

Mo: I hate radio silence.

Mo: It's an unapologetic shameless bitch.

Kind of like me.

But I like me.