Saturday, January 24, 2009

at st. mark's, forced to ask for tobacco-

megan (in fake british accent): d'you mind if i buck a fum off you?....um....

woman: [silently hands over cigarette]

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday Flo-Liners

Flo: and i hate confrontation
remember the last time i tried to break up with someone
jesus, it was like the spanish inquisition

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Flo: omg i saw you friend him
do you bang and friend?

Mabel: LMAO
no usually it's the other way around

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Mabel: haha i love how you pay attention to who i friend on facebook

Flo: of course
i only pay attention to the feeds of people i like
i dont care of suzie nobody "likes coldplay better than U2"
but if mabel lee friends her 16th fernando, that's big news

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Flo: i love these names
it's like you're living in some fantasy land
Mabel: HAHAHAH
Flo: lol
i've never met a javier or fernando

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Oh, CL!

googlyga: love the new cordially, lucifer updates, btw
although my "with haggis" comment deserves a bit more love, in my opinion
bwhahaha
Yo: hahaa
22:46 wait, when did you say a "with haggis" comment
googlyga: =P not tell if you can't remember
Yo: hmm, gotta go sifting through the convo records again
22:47 googlyga: really, you can only be blistered by my brilliance once
Yo: (as per usual.)
hahahaha
googlyga: obsession!!
you have a blog habit
i can see you as one of the crackheads onstage in RENT
except with comments.
22:48 Yo: hahaha
well you know, every convo with you is funny
googlyga: it's ok. i am like that with haggis
Yo: so i would be just live feeding our convo
googlyga: that's just my face.
Yo: if i didn't have standards for CL
HAHA if WE
googlyga: immigrant moment.
Yo: didn't have standards
LOL
googlyga: i was gonna say
22:49 i mean, things get blurry when you share a liver. i understand.
Yo: :)
hahaha
googlyga: and now, for some reason, i have "rebanaaaar" stuck in my head
22:50 dammit, CL
Yo: HAHAHAHA
22:51 i'll go consult the makers of this language immediately.
22:54 googlyga: heeeheeeheee
it is, to this day, one of the only spanish words i remember not involving beer, bathroom, or food
Yo: haha wait, why don't YOU go put on the haggis quote
hahaha
googlyga: i like to aggravate you =)
and you'd just go fix it, anyway
Yo: garr, i've seriously been rereading our convos for the past 5 days
22:55 HAHAHAHAHAHAA
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: and quite enjoying them actually
googlyga: they are all "gargle", "bargle", or some variation thereof
awww, i'm kind of touched
Yo: yes, this is true hahaha
:)
22:57 googlyga: HAHAHA
i think it's quite enough, really
and by the world, you mean you, me, and flo.
22:58 Yo: yes, hahaha
22:59 http://cordiallylucifer.blogspot.com/
mehe, quotes, i've got you now!

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googlyga: bargle bargle bargle
is your foot better??
23:24 Yo: bargly
googlyga: you're going to have to give me slightly mroe to work with here, bub
23:25 *more, dammit
Yo: hahaha
23:26 well it looks more bruised
it's so weird, i'm stumped as to how this happened
cuz the bruising now has a larger footage area
HAR HAR
um.
and the toe has some peculiar really dark bruising
like a line and spots of dark purple
i should send you a pic hahaha
foot porn
23:28 googlyga: oh dear
do you want to make me regret my lunch
of cow's foot?
bwhahahaha

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Slutty Bookworms and Calcium Deficiency

Ugly: oh
so
0:18 when i hung out w/ ms fitz and jackson and everyone at sister's
we determined that you're a slutty bookworm
0:19 can't remember how the whole conversation went
Yo: HAHAHAHHAA
WHAT?!
lmao
now you have to tell me
Ugly: we were talking about dating i guess
Yo: uh huh
Ugly: somehow we got on to you
0:20 and someone says something like, "mabel dates women?" or something
and i said "she dates everyone"
"she's just slutty"
Yo: hahahha
nice
Ugly: and someone else says
0:21 "wow, i just think of her as a bookworm"
Yo: HAHAHA
who said THAT
Ugly: so msfitz says
"she's a slutty bookworm"
Yo: hahahhaa
nice way to put it

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Flo: are you taking vitamins at all?
Yo: ah know :(
nope
Flo: jesus
you're gonna die
Yo: LOL
Flo: are you drinking milk
drink lots of milk
22:55 Yo: not drinking too much milk
i normally don't drink that much milk
Flo: there you go
calcium deficiency
Yo: :(
mah bones be weak
Flo: you're gonna end up like those old grandmas who walk in 90 degree angles
Yo: LOL
Flo: i cant' imagine why that's funny
you're gonna ruin your life
22:56 do you wanna break your hip in the middle of sex?
cuz youd idn't have enough calcium
ther'es nothing worse than stopping during sex cuz someone broke her hip
Yo: hahahah
haha, imagine what my partner would think
"wow that must be some come"
22:57 Flo: "oh fuck, my penis broke her"

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googlyga: i think maybe some ice and elevation might work better
b/c if it's swollen, you don't want to hang it down in a tub of hot water
Yo: mmkay, well the ice is being made now
googlyga: all the blood will stay collected there
Yo: really
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: oh okay
googlyga: "i am making the ice now"
Yo: haha
googlyga: ok there, mr. freize
Yo: hahahaha
22:38 wait, what about a tub of cold water?
googlyga: noooo no hanging!!
Yo: okay okay
googlyga: elevate!
Yo: how high should i elevate it?
googlyga: like...ugli chair level
22:39 Yo: LMAO
googlyga: heeeh
Yo: okay well now my leg is like at a 90 degree angle to my body
22:40 haha i love how you're my medical consultant
john my scottish friend is like "i can come over and do some spiritual healing"
googlyga: i think it should be good, as long as it's at/above the level of your heart
bwhawhahahahaha
Yo: hahahhaa
googlyga: with haggis?
Yo: thanks for being useful.
googlyga: don't do it, hubby!
22:41 Yo: i think it looks better now
googlyga: the least i can do =D

For Judy's Viewing Pleasure

Fernando: tu compi judy se las trae...
me dijo q era de singapur, la edad tb me la dijo mal, y que teníais dos compañeras, una inglesa y otra alemana...
Yo: hahaha
12:58 Fernando: vamos, no me dijo ni una verdad
Yo: hahahhaa
Fernando: jejeje
Yo: es de taiwan y tiene 23 años
Fernando: sip
lo de taiwan se lo saque
12:59 Yo: jejej
Fernando: se pensaba que no sabía donde estaba taiwan....
y cuando le digo q es una isla en la costa este china se me quedo mirando con una cara...
Yo: si, no sé, supongo que le gusta mentir a los chicos a veces
Fernando: se debe pensar q los españoles somos un poco tontos...
Yo: hahahahaha
13:00 Fernando: jaja
le gusta mentir un poco?
lo q no le gusta es decir la verdad...
Yo: jajaja
Fernando: pero vamos, está bien, es lo normal en ese tipo de noches
13:01 ahh
y me dijo una cosa de ti...
Yo: si?
Fernando: sip
y sin que yo le preguntara nada, eh
Yo: sobre qué?
Fernando: sobre como te gustaba que te besaran...
Yo: oooh
13:02 y de eso?
Fernando: q visto lo visto no sé si será verdad
no sé, me lo soltó sin más
le pregunte de qué os reíais y me lo dijo
13:03 Yo: jeje y?
13:04 haha, y lo que ella ha dicho sobre cómo me gusta besar, es verdad?
13:05 Fernando: espera, q me llamaban
no sé, me dijo algo así como que no te gustaba que te besaran con mucha lengua
o algo así
13:06 porque se partia de risa
Yo: jaja, ahh ya veo
13:07 si, es verdad
Fernando: ahh
al menos me dijo una verdad!
Yo: jejeje
13:08 Fernando: además esas cosas es buenas saberlas de antemano

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Flexi-mouth

spunky azn 3: ur lips are like huge
spunky azn 3: i didn't remmeber them to be that big
spunky azn 3: lol

ablefires658: hahaha
ablefires658: hm i never noticed that

spunky azn 3: haha

ablefires658: i'm looking at it now
spunky azn 3: chinky eyes and them bam angelina jolie lips

ablefires658: haha

spunky azn 3:
ok nvm ur eyes aren't all that chinky

ablefires658:
i think i have a pretty big mouth
ablefires658: it's like a flexi-mouth

spunky azn 3: yeah whats that all about
spunky azn 3: flexi mouth?
spunky azn 3: haha
spunky azn 3: like snake jaws?

ablefires658: yeah
ablefires658: i can unhinge it

spunky azn 3: can u really ?
spunky azn 3: or are u just imagining it
spunky azn 3: haha

ablefires658: haha no

spunky azn 3: ahaha
spunky azn 3: i didn't think so
spunky azn 3: i thought i could unhinge my jaw but that was just my jaw locking up...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Eggs

john: Oh had half a dozen eggs reappear in the fridge, Vega had used them!!!

mabel: haha that's funny, she used your eggs

john: whats so funny

mabel: it just is for some reason

john: this place may be one of those places, what yours is mine and what is mine is mine

mabel: hahahaha
but did she not realize those were your eggs

john: don't know, but hey there is now half a dozen eggs in the fridge

mabel: but you didn't talk to her about the eggs

john: so i can cook myself a vegie omlete over the weekend woohhhhhhh
no I didn't talk to anyone other than you about the eggs

mabel: hahahahha
this conversation is getting funnier and funnier

john: yes and all we are talking about is eggs

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john: Or even comment on the new book by M Lee - How to get a man by thinking like a man

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Ugly: what u doin?
me: lesson plannin'
Ugly: u say it like ur goin surfin
me: haha why yes, it is surfin'
it's surfin' the net for other people's lessons to steal
Ugly: niiiiiice

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Fond Memories

FatWhiteKid264: you were freaking out
omg
the chair
it was over here
now it's over there
yes, jim moved it so you could sit
NO
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SHANE
IT WAS HERE
NOW IT'S THERE

me: LOL OMG
yeah i was so high

Sunday, January 4, 2009

dinner at kyotofu:

kellye: [looking at the check] oh look, the waiter even wrote his name at the bottom

megan: "hoji" is the name of my tea.