Slutty Bookworms and Calcium Deficiency

Ugly: oh
so
0:18 when i hung out w/ ms fitz and jackson and everyone at sister's
we determined that you're a slutty bookworm
0:19 can't remember how the whole conversation went
Yo: HAHAHAHHAA
WHAT?!
lmao
now you have to tell me
Ugly: we were talking about dating i guess
Yo: uh huh
Ugly: somehow we got on to you
0:20 and someone says something like, "mabel dates women?" or something
and i said "she dates everyone"
"she's just slutty"
Yo: hahahha
nice
Ugly: and someone else says
0:21 "wow, i just think of her as a bookworm"
Yo: HAHAHA
who said THAT
Ugly: so msfitz says
"she's a slutty bookworm"
Yo: hahahhaa
nice way to put it

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Flo: are you taking vitamins at all?
Yo: ah know :(
nope
Flo: jesus
you're gonna die
Yo: LOL
Flo: are you drinking milk
drink lots of milk
22:55 Yo: not drinking too much milk
i normally don't drink that much milk
Flo: there you go
calcium deficiency
Yo: :(
mah bones be weak
Flo: you're gonna end up like those old grandmas who walk in 90 degree angles
Yo: LOL
Flo: i cant' imagine why that's funny
you're gonna ruin your life
22:56 do you wanna break your hip in the middle of sex?
cuz youd idn't have enough calcium
ther'es nothing worse than stopping during sex cuz someone broke her hip
Yo: hahahah
haha, imagine what my partner would think
"wow that must be some come"
22:57 Flo: "oh fuck, my penis broke her"

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googlyga: i think maybe some ice and elevation might work better
b/c if it's swollen, you don't want to hang it down in a tub of hot water
Yo: mmkay, well the ice is being made now
googlyga: all the blood will stay collected there
Yo: really
googlyga: hahahaha
Yo: oh okay
googlyga: "i am making the ice now"
Yo: haha
googlyga: ok there, mr. freize
Yo: hahahaha
22:38 wait, what about a tub of cold water?
googlyga: noooo no hanging!!
Yo: okay okay
googlyga: elevate!
Yo: how high should i elevate it?
googlyga: like...ugli chair level
22:39 Yo: LMAO
googlyga: heeeh
Yo: okay well now my leg is like at a 90 degree angle to my body
22:40 haha i love how you're my medical consultant
john my scottish friend is like "i can come over and do some spiritual healing"
googlyga: i think it should be good, as long as it's at/above the level of your heart
bwhawhahahahaha
Yo: hahahhaa
googlyga: with haggis?
Yo: thanks for being useful.
googlyga: don't do it, hubby!
22:41 Yo: i think it looks better now
googlyga: the least i can do =D