CP duh!

Nathalie dancing in the car on the way to the movies
Allison: She's high off something...
Joba: yeah must be all the chemicals
Allison: what solvent were you huffing?
Nathalie: Yeahh seriously man I think all those chemicals are getting to me
Allison: What was it?
Nathalie: CP!
Allison: What is a CP?
Nathalie: Cyclopentadiene Duh!
All of us laughing hysterically

Allison: what nerd balls.

I guess the "en plan" softens the bluntness a bit

Christina: Me preguntó si quería ir a Starbucks este fin de....y le digo.."Uh, NO." Pero le digo en plan...NO.

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Mabel: You know there's a Blood Donation Bus right near Sol.
Monica: Oooh, the Donation Bus. 'Come onto our Donation Bus.' Then they're gonna kidnap you and then sell your organs, haha, that's what it sounds like.

His name was Lestat

Janet: i had this GLORIOUS
vampire dream
me: LOL
did it involve sex
Janet: haha no
but it was like
i was the girl
but then i wasn´t, yano
but anyway
me: lol
Janet: he was hot and in love with me

You mean there's no huge franchise where I can get greasy burgers and bad pizza?

Melissa: So, I told one of my students that VIPS doesn´t exist in the US, and he had this look of... horror, sadness, and confusion on his face.
Mabel: VIPS has such bad food though. It´s like just bland American food. Like, BLT sandwiches, pizza, and really bad Mexican.
Carrie: Yeah, I know. My daughter loves it though.
Ricardo: Did you tell your student that every place in the US is a VIPS?

so, three loud girls walk into an office...

Bun: jauoghuoashgioajgj'a
ego: ??
Bun: that's what you sound like.....
typing.

as opposed to you.

[lessons from an eagle scout about knots]

JD: so this is how you tie a square knot
us: ooooh
JD: it's actually really easy. i can also tie a sheep shank --
us: show us!
JD: -- but it has to be around me.

Unplanned Accomodation

Javi: I planned this all from the beginning, you know. I called the hostel beforehand and told them, "I want a huge private room, please, with 10 beds -- all singles. And I also want a very very steep incline gravel road as parking for my car, so that the adventure never ends."

It's Part of Everyday Vocabulary

Sebas: I read the comments on your friend's facebook wall.
Mabel: ::gets red::
Sebas: Although, I didn't really know what "bahahahaha" meant.

What Does a Chicken Look Like? Reprise

Susie: So, you remembered enough to write it down in the blog, but you didn´t even bother to look up where curry comes from?

miscommunica-shun

me: I've really gotta learn Spanish, man. It's so much funny!!
bun: ...
me: or, I could try mastering English first.

My life is just like that

While watching trailer to "Night at the Museum"

Maheneen: [watching the T-rex skeleton looming over Ben Stiller] Can you imagine that happening to you?

Megan: Yes.

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Megan: Did you like Slumdog Millionaire?
Javi: Yeah, I did.
Megan: Ugh, we can't be friends anymore. I'm sorry, it's been nice knowing you and all, but goodbye.
Javi: You can say that tomorrow.
Megan: Meanwhile, can I sleep here tonight?