New levels of impatience

Bub: Yeah, I felt bad i didn't even wait until you got inside the house to leave.
Ugly: uh, you didn't even wait until i got out of the car. You rolled over my heel.

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Bub ( reading map): Looks like we need to go this way to the chess match.

Renaissance faire villagers parade: ( going in the opposite direction) To the chess board!! Human chess match!!

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Ugly: This way!! You can't even follow a parade.

There are sober children in China

Jhett: ::shaking a half-empty can of heineken:: You didn't finish your beer...
me: No, I didn't...
Jhett:  There are sober children in China!

:::laughter ensues:::