Too good fo' dat

Bub: Hey, do you have anything I can bring for lunch tomorrow?
Ugly: Umm....I have half a thing of hummus. And some cheese?
Bub: So no.
Ugly: Hahaa. Oh! I do have something you can bring.
Bub: Don't tell me it's the instant Chow Mein.
Ugly::: (brings instant Chow Mein) :::

"I thought of telling her what the movie was about, then I thought of how many times I'd have to say 'Jesus freaks,' then decided not to."

Ugly: So what's this horror movie about?
Bub: It's about some Christian zealots or something.
Ugly: Oh, creepy. LOL....for them, it's Christianity...for us, it's a horror film.