googlyga: what is this.
kim jongil is dead.
this is what happens when you don't have internet.
me: hahah
LOLOL
that was SOOOO 3 days ago!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
You Know the One
Me: I'm gonna go check to see if they're showing it at Cine Ideal.
John: Is that the one on Calle Doctor What's it...Doctor Zhivago?
John: Is that the one on Calle Doctor What's it...Doctor Zhivago?
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Oh Law'
Cynthia, in text message: "Please don't come, I wanna get laid tonight."
Two Days Later:
Guy: Can I come over?
Cynthia: "Please see text from Monday night."
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Cynthia: Guys here see us, and they just think we're foreign and exotic and wanna get with us just for fun.
Judy (turning to David): Yes, that's what he sees in me.
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Cynthia: oh hell yeah
for sure
im gonna have a glass of wine
me: haha
Cynthia: but not too much cause then i'll say just kidding as i wipe my shit off
Two Days Later:
Guy: Can I come over?
Cynthia: "Please see text from Monday night."
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Cynthia: Guys here see us, and they just think we're foreign and exotic and wanna get with us just for fun.
Judy (turning to David): Yes, that's what he sees in me.
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Cynthia: oh hell yeah
for sure
im gonna have a glass of wine
me: haha
Cynthia: but not too much cause then i'll say just kidding as i wipe my shit off
Monday, December 5, 2011
A Spade a Spade
In the bathroom of restaurant
Me: "Cepillo de Dientes Masticable" (Chewable Toothbrush)....hmm, weird.
Lauren: ...I'm sure that's just gum.
Me: "Cepillo de Dientes Masticable" (Chewable Toothbrush)....hmm, weird.
Lauren: ...I'm sure that's just gum.
Friday, December 2, 2011
Nights Out and Banality
Me: Yeah, it's bad to eat cabbage after having fucked a hookah. I mean --!
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On the metro
Me: Bwaha, look, that guy has a soap holder in his hand.
Cynthia: ...It's for his glasses.
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Excerpts from "Waiting for Godot," enacted by two Asian girls
Me is not played by me in this case
TARA: Well you can pick whom you may fall in love with
6:24 PM me: really.
ok.
TARA: It's a feeling!!
6:25 PM me: i understand that.
TARA: But do you get my point and is that exactly what you said?
me: that's utterly simplisitic
TARA: How's is that
me: yes, love is a feeling
that goes without saying
like you didn't even have to say that
6:26 PM TARA: Yes, when you get that magical feeling inside... That's when you know!
....
TARA: okay
5:44 PM it's not that easy to fall in lov
love
or when
5:45 PM When you do fall in Love you will feel in your heart and soul!
5:54 PM me: omg
how is that different from what i said
...
me: what were you debating about?
all of this was for naught
6:05 PM it makes me a little crazy
it was like so... ... blonde.
...
TARA: Maybe I don't get your point what's your point the fact that you cannot pick and choose who you try to fall in love with, or the fact that it just magically happens when you don't even know it!!
6:34 PM me: i dont even understand the difference of what you just said.
...
TARA: There is no difference between what you said and what I'm saying but it is my view is my opinion is how I view it so really I just want you to understand my POV
5 minutes
6:54 PM me: the banality of this conversation is probably what irks me the most. that we had it and there was nothing provocative to say about this subject.. is what i'm just really... like ok. why did this even happen.
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On the metro
Me: Bwaha, look, that guy has a soap holder in his hand.
Cynthia: ...It's for his glasses.
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Excerpts from "Waiting for Godot," enacted by two Asian girls
Me is not played by me in this case
TARA: Well you can pick whom you may fall in love with
6:24 PM me: really.
ok.
TARA: It's a feeling!!
6:25 PM me: i understand that.
TARA: But do you get my point and is that exactly what you said?
me: that's utterly simplisitic
TARA: How's is that
me: yes, love is a feeling
that goes without saying
like you didn't even have to say that
6:26 PM TARA: Yes, when you get that magical feeling inside... That's when you know!
....
TARA: okay
5:44 PM it's not that easy to fall in lov
love
or when
5:45 PM When you do fall in Love you will feel in your heart and soul!
5:54 PM me: omg
how is that different from what i said
...
me: what were you debating about?
all of this was for naught
6:05 PM it makes me a little crazy
it was like so... ... blonde.
...
TARA: Maybe I don't get your point what's your point the fact that you cannot pick and choose who you try to fall in love with, or the fact that it just magically happens when you don't even know it!!
6:34 PM me: i dont even understand the difference of what you just said.
...
TARA: There is no difference between what you said and what I'm saying but it is my view is my opinion is how I view it so really I just want you to understand my POV
5 minutes
6:54 PM me: the banality of this conversation is probably what irks me the most. that we had it and there was nothing provocative to say about this subject.. is what i'm just really... like ok. why did this even happen.
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